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Song Parodies -> "The Fire Safety Song"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock and Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett

Parody Song Title:

"The Fire Safety Song"

Parody Written by:

Greesha

The Lyrics

just a stupid funny little song that will totally ruin "I Love Rock & Roll" for the rest of your life. :D
I saw you standin' there with your sweater in flames
I knew you musta needed some help from me
The heat was growin' strong
Knew there's somethin' wrong
An' I could tell ya, wouldn't be long
To learn it with me, yeah me
I could tell ya, wouldn't be long
To learn ya some fire safety, singin'

I stop, drop, and roll
So when you got a fire, gotta do that, baby
I stop, drop, and roll
So come and take a fire lesson, please

The fire was flarin' up and you were in flames
"What's the matter?" I said
"Cause it's such a shame"
Said, "How would you have known if you had been alone"

And next you're movin' on, learnin' with me, yeah me
Next you're movin' on, learnin' some fire safety, singin'

I stop, drop, and roll
So when you got a fire, gotta do that, baby
I stop, drop, and roll
So come and take a fire lesson, please

Said, "How would you have known if you had been alone?"
And you'll be movin' on, beatin' that flame so strong
Yeah, with me, singin'

I stop, drop, and roll
So when you got a fire, gotta do that, baby
I stop, drop and roll
So come and take a fire lesson, please

I stop, drop, and roll
So when you got a fire, gotta do that, baby
I stop, drop, and roll
So come and take a fire lesson, please

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Claude Prez - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
There are people at this site who write literally hundreds of parodies, and I've looked at enough of them to be convinced they're all about the same level of quality. This isn't great, but at least it deserves to be a song. I commend you because I believe you grasp the concept of revision and the need for a decent idea to begin with, and as a result this one song is far better than the hundreds squeezed out routinely by the prolific wonders.
Greesha - March 16, 2003 - Report this comment
thanx yeah it annoys me when people put in songs with absolutely no revision. even if the parody is good spelling errors are distracting.
Andrea Huckstep - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This song sounds perfect for a fire safety show.
Suzanne - February 07, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm going to have the students in my fire technology class sing this every time their cell phone goes off in class! (we will use karaoke music) Thanks!

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