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Song Parodies -> "I Ate a Shelf of Cupboard Food"

Original Song Title:

"I Hate Myself for Loving You"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett

Parody Song Title:

"I Ate a Shelf of Cupboard Food"

Parody Written by:

zvoidx

The Lyrics

TOS: https://youtu.be/bpNw7jYkbVc
(Chow! Yum!)
Midnight, gettin' a bite, where are foods?
You said you'd feed me, downed a soda or two
I know I'm hankrin' but I'm still wantin' food
Flapjacks, it's a snack, they're starchy and round
I turned my back and you're messin' with Mounds
I'm not eatin' relish, don't like smooshin' on my chow

I think of food every night and day
You took my tart and you took my pie away
I ate a shelf of cupboard food
Canned baked beans, some Ring Dings and a soup
I wanna pork, buttered buns and tofu, that's why
I ate a shelf of cupboard food
(Chow! Yum!)

Daylight, spent the night without food
But I've been dreamin' 'bout the stovin' you do
I won't eat an eggy, doubt that Jello puddin' goo
Hey, pan, bet it can heat meat right
You just don't know what foods cause zits, cellulite
I wanna see yo' bacon and say go get it plus a Sprite

I think of food every night and day
You took my tart and you took my pie away
I ate a shelf of cupboard food
Canned baked beans, some Ring Dings and a soup
I wanna pork, buttered buns and tofu, that's why
I ate a shelf of cupboard food
(Chow!)

[Guitar solo]

I think of food every night and day
You took my tart and you took my pie away
I ate a shelf of cupboard food
Canned baked beans, some Ring Dings and a soup
I wanna pork, buttered buns and tofu, that's why
I ate a shelf of cupboard food

I ate a shelf of cupboard food
Canned baked beans, some Ring Dings and a soup
I wanna pork, buttered buns and tofu, that's why
I ate a shelf of cupboard food

I ate a shelf... (Chow! Yum!)
...of cupboard food (Oh, rye!)
I ate a shelf... (Chow! Yum!)
...of cupboard food
I ate a shelf... (Chow! Chow! Chow!)
...of cupboard food
I ate a shelf... (Chow!...Yum!)
I ate a shelf of cupboard food

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I Saw joan Jett 3X! - January 09, 2021 - Report this comment
Beeelllllllllcccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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