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Song Parodies -> "I Am Nocturnal (Theme Song of the HFA c/o 2006)"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock n' Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Nocturnal (Theme Song of the HFA c/o 2006)"

Parody Written by:

Starlette Victory

The Lyrics

Well, my friends and I, who are affectionately known to one another as the Cult, have come up with a brilliant plan to get our summer assignments finished, despite the fact that none of us have time to work on any of them during the daylight hours. Our plan is basically Don't. Sleep. Ever. While everyone else is procrastinating, we can be found online in the dead of night while the world sleeps, drinking coffee, popping No-Doz, studying, and contemplating things via IM. It's like a pro-insomnia study group, and it's working very well actually. I heard this song, however, and my night-time cram buddies came to mind.....
The summer work crept up by the end of July
The whole Cult was completely mentally fried
Interns by the day's light
Homework giving us fright
We decided to stay up all night
And give up on sleep, yeah sleep,
We decided to work through the night
And give up on sleep, yeah sleep, singin'

I am nocturnal
So buy another bottle of No-Doz, baby
I am nocturnal
Get online, 3 a.m., and cram with me

We tutor via IM on Spanish AP
Calculus and Physics,
And English, you see.....

When everyone's in bed, we all will get ahead

An' next we were movin' on
Devoid of all sleep, yeah sleep

Next we were movin' on
Devoid of sleep, no sleep, singin'

I am nocturnal
So buy another bottle of No-Doz, baby
I am nocturnal
Get online, 3 a.m., and cram with me

When everyone's in bed, we all will get ahead

An we'll be movin' on
An' singin' obnoxious songs
With no sleep, singin'

We are nocturnal
So buy another bottle of No-Doz, baby
We are nocturnal
Get online, 3 a.m., and cram with me

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Dominic L. - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
5's. Hard to believe that there are so little parodies of Joan Jett
John Barry - July 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one. 5s

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