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Song Parodies -> "Rogaine"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

Original Performer:

JJ Cale/Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Rogaine"

Parody Written by:

outgrabe

The Lyrics


If you're in despair
Because your head is bare

Rogaine

If there's too much sun
On your cranium
Rogaine

Don't be square, get some hair back up there
Rogaine

If you're worrying
'Bout what you've got on top
Rogaine

If the barber shop's
A twenty second stop
Rogaine

In a pill or a cream or a gel
Rogaine

If your pompadour
Ain't what it was before
Rogaine

If you can't recall
Just what a comb is for
Rogaine

Get some hair back up there if you dare
Rogaine

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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leo Jay - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, funny stuff.
MrMacphisto - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Good, but this has been done several times... I still gave it 5's though...
Joelle - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
"If you can't recall Just what a comb is for" LOL! I loved that line! 5's!
Kojak - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't like this song at all but I gave you 5's anyway... who loves ya, baby!
Michael Pacholek - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with MrMac: This rewrite was worth it.
Johnny D - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job!

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