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Song Parodies -> "Please Don't Ever Take Your Clothes Off"

Original Song Title:

"We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off"

Original Performer:

Jermaine Stewart

Parody Song Title:

"Please Don't Ever Take Your Clothes Off"

Parody Written by:

iheartcake356

The Lyrics

Saw your face, saw your lips
Noticed that they were almost as big as both your hips
Got bad breath, wrinkly face
Burned an image in my mind that I cannot erase
Night is young, unlike you
Keep thinking "what the hell did I just get myself into?"
Take your hand, off of my leg
'Cause I noticed that you smell
Like a rotten egg

Now, what I'm saying might cause you to hurt
Please do not remove your shirt

Please don't ever take your clothes off
Because you're nasty
Oh, no
We could just play board games, or chat
While wearing all our clothes
How's that?
If you ever took your clothes off
My eyes would tear up
And burn
Your birthday suit must be from K-mart
Or from a garbage heap
Uh-huh

Na na na na na-na-na, na-na
Na na na na na-na-na, na-na
Na na na na na-na-na, na-na
Na na na na na-na-na, no, no clothes

Just slow down if you want me
"Cause if you approach too fast I will be smashed, you see
I've got needs
You do too
But one of mine is to get
Real far away from you

You only have a tiny ounce of class
Do not use it up too fast

Please don't ever take your clothes off
Because you're nasty
Oh, no
We could just play board games, or chat
While wearing all our clothes
How's that?
If you ever took your clothes off
My eyes would tear up
And burn
Your birthday suit must be from K-mart
Or from a garbage heap
Uh-huh

Na na na na na-na-na, na-na
Na na na na na-na-na, na-na
Na na na na na-na-na, na-na
Na na na na na-na-na, no, no clothes

You only have a tiny ounce of class
Do not use it up too fast

I wish you never took your clothes off
You were so nasty
Oh, no
We did not play board games, or chat
Saw you without your clothes
You're fat!
Since you just took all your clothes off
My eyes, they teared up
And burned
Your birthday suit must be from K-mart
Or from a garbage heap
Uh-huh

Na na na na na-na-na, na-na
Na na na na na-na-na, na-na
Na na na na na-na-na, na-na
Na na na na na-na-na, no, no clothes
(Repeat to fade)

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Kristof Robertson - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Man, that's harsh! "You only have a tiny ounce of class/ Do not use it up too fast" wa a killer. 555
The Charnstar - August 08, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHA Possibly one of the crueliest songs I've read, I love it, 5-5-5
richard the lion heart - December 29, 2007 - Report this comment
ha ha ha he!

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