-> "I Raised My Kids (On Rock n' Roll)"
Original Song Title:
"We Built This City (On Rock n' Roll)"
Parody Song Title:
"I Raised My Kids (On Rock n' Roll)"
The Lyrics
I raised my kids,
I raised my kids on rock n' roll!
I raised my kids,
I raised my kids on rock n' roll!
Most kids don't know Slayer, Van Halen or the Crue.
They wouldn't recognize the Stones, Beatles or U2.
Knee deep in the rap scene, hip hop is blasphemy.
If your kids don't know Led Zeppelin; buddy, don't talk to me!
The music scene is dying,
Crap all over radio.
Rock n' roll forever!
I raised my kids.
I raised my kids on rock n' roll!
I raised my kids,
I raised my kids on rock n' roll!
I raised my kids,
I raised my kids on rock n' roll!
Someone's always playing, Eminem or Britney Spears.
Who cares, that shit is degrading; it hurts my damn ears!
We just wanna rock here, The Doors and Jimmy Page.
Pink Floyd, Sabbath, and Maiden, all fuckin' rock the stage!
The music scene is dying,
Crap all over radio.
Rock n' roll forever!
I raised my kids.
I raised my kids on rock n' roll!
I raised my kids,
I raised my kids on rock n' roll!
I raised my kids,
I raised my kids on rock n' roll!
Can't take another Green Day, or an Avril Lavigne.
Pop-shit has got the choke hold, oh,
The world could use another Queen!
Who remembers Hendrix, AC/DC or Gn'R?
Without them how would you know, how to solo on guitar?
Now the world has forgotten, just an empty sea of fools.
Looking for real rock n' roll, it should be taught in schools.
(If you've just tuned in for once we've decided to play some
Metallica pre-Black Album. Just kidding, we're not that cool)
Don't you remember (remember)
(Here's another pop radio station, with another long non-stop sweep
of Linkin Park, Blink 182, Evanescence and some other trendy garbage)
The music scene is dying,
Crap all over radio.
Rock n' roll forever!
I raised my kids.
I raised my kids on rock n' roll!
I raised my kids,
I raised my kids on rock n' roll!
I raised my kids,
I raised my kids on rock n' roll!
I raised my kids,
I raised my kids on rock n' roll!
I raised my kids,
I raised my kids on rock n' roll!
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