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Song Parodies -> "Totally Blitzed By A Turd"

Original Song Title:

"Total Eclipse of the Heart (Dance Version)"

Original Performer:

Jan Wayne

Parody Song Title:

"Totally Blitzed By A Turd"

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The Lyrics

A MOAB may well be a large bomb in the US arsenal, but it my world it
stands for Massive Odious Arse Burst. A turd is British slang for
a poo.
Turnaround, every now and then I do bloody great MOAB and its
beautiful and brown
Turnaround, every now and then I gotta peak between my legs and
see that baby hitting the ground
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit nervous that my
sphincter must be shredded to bits
Turnaround, every now and then I get little bit terrified, especially
when I realise its squits.
Turnaround, BROWN EYE, every now and then I do a fart
Turnaround, BROWN EYE, every now and then I do a fart

And I need a crap tonight
And I need it more than ever
And I've been squeazing real tight
But I can't hold on forever
And my boxers are covered in shite
And I really do pong

I bet my massive MOAB's gonna make me blind
Its effect are pretty potent and they certnly ain't kind

I don't know what to do
And its getting pretty dark
If I drop it now I know Im going to barf

Im really needin a shite

My MOAB's gonna drop tonight
My MOAB's gonna drop tonight

Once upon a time I was lord of loo
But now Im really scared of a poo
There's nothing I can do
Im totally blizted by a turd

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Royce Miller - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Are you the clone of Malcolm Higgins?

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