-> "Totally Blitzed By A Turd"
Original Song Title:
"Total Eclipse of the Heart (Dance Version)"
Parody Song Title:
"Totally Blitzed By A Turd"
Parody Written by:
Smurfario
The Lyrics
Turnaround, every now and then I do bloody great MOAB and its
beautiful and brown
Turnaround, every now and then I gotta peak between my legs and
see that baby hitting the ground
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit nervous that my
sphincter must be shredded to bits
Turnaround, every now and then I get little bit terrified, especially
when I realise its squits.
Turnaround, BROWN EYE, every now and then I do a fart
Turnaround, BROWN EYE, every now and then I do a fart
And I need a crap tonight
And I need it more than ever
And I've been squeazing real tight
But I can't hold on forever
And my boxers are covered in shite
And I really do pong
I bet my massive MOAB's gonna make me blind
Its effect are pretty potent and they certnly ain't kind
I don't know what to do
And its getting pretty dark
If I drop it now I know Im going to barf
Im really needin a shite
My MOAB's gonna drop tonight
My MOAB's gonna drop tonight
Once upon a time I was lord of loo
But now Im really scared of a poo
There's nothing I can do
Im totally blizted by a turd
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