Listen to this

All good models store to store
Easy to fret anywhere
Went to ask my parents for some dough
Couldn't get a dime
Said it's a waste of time

Still there's no famous riff
Too hard
And somewhere on the way, you will find out who you are

Learning how to play guitar
Listening to "Station to Station"
Learning how to play guitar
So easy, Californication
Learning how to play guitar
I don't need no education

It's my goal

Whammy, steel strings
Good god, hear how it sings
Hear the radio
See if there's any riffs left to know
All night playing, keeps Dad awake
As soon as I can, I'll drop out of school

You can even play left hand now
Better form a band now
And I'm sick of these objections anyhow

Learning how to play guitar
Gonna go to every location
Learning how to play guitar
Might be nice to have an Asian
Learning how to play guitar
Bollocks to my education

I learn how to play guitar
Hendrix, the best ever
I learn how to play guitar

Wait a minute
You may not be looking for the right type
But you'll find it anyway
So just settle down, let me give advice
There's Flying V (Flying V!)
Rickenbacker (Rickenbacker!)
Jaguar (Jaguar!)
Fender Mustang (Fender Mustang!)
Stratocaster (Stratocaster!)
Telecaster (Telecaster!)
Explorer (Explorer!)
SG, and Les Paul!

Learning how to play guitar
Listening to "Station to Station"
Learning how to play guitar
So easy, Californication
Learning how to play guitar
It sounds good!