Yeah, uh! Get up, now! Ow! Check me out, please!

Sat in my home, all alone
Just being here, with myself
Having girl conversations, on the phone
Never had a lover
Just speak to my mother

I don't know 'bout relations - there too tough
Just thinking of a way
I can get just what I want...

Wish I had a girl here - so that I, get some attention
Wish I had a girl here - choice expands, from my selection
Wish I had a girl here - get to release all my tension

Down below

Smooth moves, set back,
Dance with girls, and they retract
All night sat alone, keep on laughing
to the chat up lines I throw
Street wise hookers, walk away,
hey, and the adult shops, are all kept closed

Single lifes so hard now,
Getting hairy palms now
But every girl I know has... other guys

Wish I had a girl here - just so I, could hold retention
Wish I had a girl here - holding hands, feel affection
Wish I had a girl here - more than one for my collection

I wish for a girl here, help me out,
But I wish for a girl here,
Wait a minute

Now you might think, to have a girl isn't so important
To show your a man
But just think of all the things they would do for me
Like ironing (Ironing),
Make me coffee (Make me coffee), Dinner (Dinner)
Fluff my pillows (Fluff my pillows.),
Wash my dishes (Wash my dishes)
Feed my fishes (Feed my fishes),
And clean up (Clean up), My home when I say

Wish I had a girl here - for me
Wish I had a girl here - yeah,

Wish I had a girl here

I wish for a girl here - stay the night
gonna make my pride, that
I wish for a girl here - hey,
I know what I need, I

Wish I had a girl here - Everybody, make a start now
Wish I had a girl here - for me, I said now, eye to eye,
Stop my temptaions
Wish I had a girl here - so she'd, please my health
Wish I had a girl here - I'd feel good!