I'm waiting
In this crowded store
I'm wishing that I
Had not come to Wal-Mart

(chorus)
I
I was standing
In the line
So sick of waiting
I should have never come to Wal-Mart

Guy in front of me's buying beers
That stupid Muzak, really is hurting my ears

I feel as if I could die
Why did I come here?
I do not have a clue why-y-y-y-y-y-y

(chorus)
I
I was standing
In the line
So sick of waiting
I should have never come to Wal-Mart

(repeat chorus)