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Song Parodies -> "I Should Have Never Come To Wal-Mart"

Original Song Title:

"Never Tear Us Apart"

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Parody Song Title:

"I Should Have Never Come To Wal-Mart"

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The Lyrics

Another crowded store parody
I'm waiting
In this crowded store
I'm wishing that I
Had not come to Wal-Mart

I was standing
In the line
So sick of waiting
I should have never come to Wal-Mart

Guy in front of me's buying beers
That stupid Muzak, really is hurting my ears

I feel as if I could die
Why did I come here?
I do not have a clue why-y-y-y-y-y-y

I was standing
In the line
So sick of waiting
I should have never come to Wal-Mart

(repeat chorus)
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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 15

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... - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, this was a good one. It seems like I'm the first to comment on this one; I'm pretty sure it's been around for quite a while. By the way, I myself seldom go to Wal-Mart, if at all; I agree that it gets crowded.
Peregrin - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one L15, I never go to Wal-Mart, personally!
Serafina - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't care for Wal-Mart either!
Michael - November 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Wal-Mart doesn't sell beer.

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