there goes an old man
on a harley he rides
his license to drives been
taken eight times
look at him go
watch the tires spin
he'll have to get his hip replaced again
surgery again
makes me wonder wonder wonder

here comes the old man
he went speeding by
he pays no attention
to traffic lights
where is andy and barney fife
he's overdosed on viagara
he's drunk on bud light
makes me wonder if he's really 99

rebel inside
rebel inside
won't listen to the cops
he's just a rebel inside
rebel inside
rebel inside
won't listen to the docs
he's just a rebel inside
oooh yea
oh

in the old folks home
where he resides
there's an old woman
showing her thighs
she wears short skirts
and heals too high
at her age she thinks
shes got nothing to hide

rebel inside
rebel inside
they might be real old
but there's a rebel inside
rebel inside
rebel inside
won't do as their told
they got a rebel inside
rebel inside
rebel inside
they can barely walk
so how do they drive
rebel inside
rebel inside
every single one of them have the rebel inside, ooh yea

rebel inside...oh yea

rebel inside
YEA..EA...
OHHHHO
OOOO
AAAA
EEE
IIIII
UUUUU..