here comes a man, looks like the guy
the escapee from prison, long list of crimes
he's not really coming this way
not how i wanted to end the day
end the day
he's the kind that wanders wander wander

go get phone,
and call 911
don't leave the house,
we're not gonna run

the guns in the barn i don't have a big knife
you've always wondered why the shovel's inside

shovel's inside
shovel's inside
the cops may be too late
so the shovel's inside
shovel's inside
shovel's inside
every single night i bring the shovel inside
ooh ooh
ewwww

he just broke the window
and poked in his head
i whacked him real good
he fell in your flower bed
where else could he go
i don't think he's dead
but thats an interesting color of red
color of red

shovel upside
shovel upside
to protect us the shovel went upside
shovel upside
shovel upside
every single bad guy needs a shovel upside
their head
uh-huh mmmm
iiii

well there comes a snake
who cares what kind
my kids play in this yard
and all snakes can bite

look at me run
i think you know why
i forgot to bring the shovel back outside
shovel's inside
shovel's inside
i'm gonna cut its head off with the shovel inside
shovel's inside
shovel's inside
i went and left the damn shovel inside
shovels inside
shovels inside
for snakes and bad guys shovels you buy

shovels inside
oh yea,
ohhhh
aaaaaa

shovel's insides
yea ye
ahhha
shovel's inside

YEA....EA
ohhhhhh
uhh
ohhhh
iiiiiit