D'oh!, Homer, D'oh!
You gotta see the doctor
You need an op er a tion
In perfect moments
Impossible to refuse

"Mmmm... Scrambled eggs,"
You think when you're unconscious
Get the pieces
Out of Homer's body now
Please do not touch the metal sides

Milton Bradley games
It's Op er a tion, it;s Op er a tion
Right now, gonna get your Trick Knee
An Op er a tion, an Op er a tion

Play children play
Take out Homer's pot belly
If you touch the sides, you're no friend
"That hurts a lot!
That hurts a lot, D'oh! (expletive)"

Bart, Lisa, Bart
They are not in this board game
It;s from the Seventies
With the Simpsons here
It's somethin' new now

Well take a doctor card, and then
Hey hey
Are you ready for an Op er a tion, Op er a tion
"Ow! Ow!!"
Homer really needs an Op er a tion, Op er a tion

Specialist card
If you touched the metal sides
Another player gets to remove
The Heart of Gold, now
Don't let your pain make Homer gripe!
[Homer goes on a profanity-filled tirade after a player touches the sides trying to remove the Pot Belly]

Sleep, Homer, sleep
Until all the pieces are gone
There's nothing better we could do
Than play a board game
That came from the Seventies
Hey now you really need an Op er a tion, Op er a tion
"Whoo hoo!"
Operaton game
An Op er a tion, Op er a tion
An Op er a tion, an Op er a tion
An Op er a tion