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Song Parodies -> "I Should Have Never Come to Wal-Mart"

Original Song Title:

"Never Tear Us Apart"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I Should Have Never Come to Wal-Mart"

Parody Written by:

Sharon 'Parodiva' Krebs

The Lyrics

This is a back-to-school version of a previous parody by lebeiW15.
It's August—
Time for back-to-school.
Caught in a big crowd.
I was a total fool!

I—I was trampled
In the crowds;
Two carts collided.
I should have never come to Wal-Mart!

Tried to buy
Clothes and school supplies.
The quality's poor.
My store choice was not wise.

I told them
That I would get
My kids' things elsewhere,
Where my needs are better met!

I—I was trampled
In the crowds;
Two carts collided.
I should have never come to Wal-Mart!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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Red Ant - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
The Original Song (OS) is a bit longer, there a 2+ additional choruses at the end with the background vocals as well. 444
Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
THANK GOD someone else hates Wal*mart! 555!

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