Song Parodies -> I Should Have Never Come to Wal-Mart
| Original Song Title: | "Never Tear Us Apart" |
| Original Performer: | INXS |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Should Have Never Come to Wal-Mart" |
| Parody Written by: | Sharon 'Parodiva' Krebs |
This is a back-to-school version of a previous parody by lebeiW15.
It's August—
Time for back-to-school.
Caught in a big crowd.
I was a total fool!
I—I was trampled
In the crowds;
Two carts collided.
I should have never come to Wal-Mart!
Tried to buy
Clothes and school supplies.
The quality's poor.
My store choice was not wise.
I told them
That I would get
My kids' things elsewhere,
Where my needs are better met!
I—I was trampled
In the crowds;
Two carts collided.
I should have never come to Wal-Mart!
Time for back-to-school.
Caught in a big crowd.
I was a total fool!
I—I was trampled
In the crowds;
Two carts collided.
I should have never come to Wal-Mart!
Tried to buy
Clothes and school supplies.
The quality's poor.
My store choice was not wise.
I told them
That I would get
My kids' things elsewhere,
Where my needs are better met!
I—I was trampled
In the crowds;
Two carts collided.
I should have never come to Wal-Mart!
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The Original Song (OS) is a bit longer, there a 2+ additional choruses at the end with the background vocals as well. 444
THANK GOD someone else hates Wal*mart! 555!
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