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Song Parodies -> "I've Got to Swim with Abbi"

Original Song Title:

"Need You Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

INXS

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got to Swim with Abbi"

Parody Written by:

Adrian Reavill

The Lyrics

(whispered) Come on, fish

(guitar intro)

All I got is this moment
The street was yesterday
You can laugh all you want
Everybody does, yeah, that's ok

So tired of facing workouts on L/CRES
The pool is so small
I got to swim with Abbi
I got to swim with Abbi
Not the right size

I need Listowel Crescent
'Cause I'm not leavin'
I know there's big bars out here
Ain't bought one yet

"How do you feel?"
I'm hungry
"Caught any bars?"
They're all too small
"Whatcha gonna do?"
Eat them all up

So tired of facing so many workouts
The pool is so small
I got to swim with Abbi
I got to swim with Abbi
Not the right size


I need Listowel Crescent
'Cause I'm not leavin'
I know there's big bars out here
Ain't bought one yet

"How do you feel?"
I'm hungry
"Caught any bars?"
They're all too small
"Whatcha gonna do?"
Gonna leave tonight (begins to put bar down)
"How do you feel?" (line goes taut)
I GOT ONE! (gasp)

"What do you think?" (pulls a GIANT trout out of the pond)
Ain't small at all!
Whatcha gonna do?
Clean 'em with my towel

So tired of facing so many workouts
The pool is so small
I got to swim with Abbi
I got to swim with Abbi

But now over here
I went down Listowel Crescent
I've got to swim with Abbi
I've got to swim with Abbi
It's the right size

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