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Song Parodies -> "Need You To Bite (A Fishing Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Need You Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

INXS

Parody Song Title:

"Need You To Bite (A Fishing Song)"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

Two guys are out on a lake that they've eben told has the biggest trout in the state. So far, they've caught nothing, and they've been out in their boat for going on two days now. Let's listen in...
(whispered) Come on, fish

(guitar intro)

All I got is this moment
Sittin' out here since yesterday
You can laugh all you want
Everybody does, yeah, that's ok

So cast over here
And give me a floater
The fish are so small
I had to let them go
I had to let them go
Not the right size

I need you to bite
'Cause I'm not leavin'
I know there's big fish out here
Ain't caught one yet

"How do you feel?"
I'm hungry
"Caught any fish?"
They're all too small
"Whatcha gonna do?"
Throw 'em back inside

So cast over here
And give me a floater
The fish are so small
I had to let them go
I had to let them go
Not the right size

I need you to bite
'Cause I'm not leavin'
I know there's big fish out here
Ain't caught one yet

"How do you feel?"
I'm hungry
"Caught any fish?"
They're all too small
"Whatcha gonna do?"
Gonna leave tonight (begins to put pole down)
"How do you feel?" (line goes taut)
I GOT ONE! (gasp)

"What do you think?" (pulls a GIANT trout out of the pond)
Ain't small at all!
Whatcha gonna do?
Clean 'em with my knife

So cast over here
And give me a floater
The fish are so small
I had to let them go
I had to let them go

But now over here
I went and caught a big one
I've got to let you know
I've got to let you know

(measures the fish)
It's the right size
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