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Song Parodies -> "Last Night The Barber Shaved My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Last Night A DJ Saved My Life"

Original Performer:

Indeep

Parody Song Title:

"Last Night The Barber Shaved My Wife"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

......smooth ;)
Last night the barber shaved my wife
Last night the barber shaved my wife, yeah
Cos she was sittin' there, her name's Beth
An' she was scared to death, he said
You gotta smooth up, you gotta let up, let me go down girl

You know she skives, my lazy baby
She can't be botherin' for any man
She's got no back bone or shaving foam
Baby, why leave your bush alone?
You've got a razor-why not use it?
Or hair removing goo, yeah

Last night the barber shaved my wife
Last night the barber shaved her bush in a pretty heart
Last night the barber shaved my wife
Last night the barber saved my life with his strop

I got her an epilady jar, didnt get very far, no
She said I was just so unkind, nothing wrong with her behind
She's got her hair growing all around. not just around her crown
She was wrapped in towells of blue, the barber knew what to do
But when I nearly turned to go
He revealed what she needed to show

Let it out

Last night the barber shaved my wife
Last night the barber shaved her bush in a pretty heart
Last night the barber shaved my wife
Last night the barber saved my life with his strop

Last night the barber shaved my wife
Last night the barber shaved her bush in a pretty heart
Last night the barber shaved my wife
Last night the barber saved my life with his strop

Hey open up to your local barber
Let him do the stuff with his lather

(Barber)
There's not a body part I can't shave
Cos' I can do it as you crave
And if your wife gives you stubble
Get me in-it's no trouble
And dont let it double-it's a pain
Look there goes stubble down the drain
Said away goes stubble down the drain

Shave it tight

Tub time

Last night the barber shaved my wife

(Barber)
There's not a body part I can't shave
I'll be doing it to the grave
To the grave, to the grave, to the grave, to the grave
To the grave, to the grave, to the grave, to the grave
please leave comment or votes ;) 070905 lucidlupin leebee

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Adagio - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it reads fine (just hairy).
Arwen - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, this made me giggle...
stuart mcarthur - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
if your wife gives you stubble? - LOL - 555
ruth - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
OMG - PMSL that's one of my favourite EJ songs too.
carol - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job Bee. 5's
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, Arwen, Stuart, Ruthie and Carol.... about a different bush this time eh? ;)
gimmeahug3 - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Yet another cracker love it x
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Ta Maggi x
Darryll - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
And a full score and ten for you dear - as always

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