Well I think I'll buy a vowell
And I think I'll buy a U
And I think there is a B
And I think I'll solve the puzzle now
I'm bankrupt!
Oh no, I hit bankrupt!

Someone else's turn
And they're asking for a C
I really wanna win this, baby
Gonna Win "Wheel of Fourtne"

Gonna buy all muh (my) vowels
Gonna play the final round
Gonna tell my friends
Gonna tell them all
That Iggy won again
Ooh yeah Iggy won again

There's no way I'll lose
Gonna keep on spinnin' baby
Gotta keep the letters coming
I will win "Wheel of Fortune"

And the clue is a thing
An' I think that word is "the"
I will buy a vowell: Z
Silly me, Z's a consonant
It's a consonant
Ooh yeah it's a consonant

Guess I'm gonna lose
Gonna leave the game with nothing
I won't even get the Home Game
I will lose "Wheel of Fourtune"

Are there any D's?
Are there any R's?
Are there any P's?
Oh baby
Are there any Q's?

Tell me, Vanna White
Can you tell me, Pat Sajak
Well, I guess I'm giving up now
I just lost "Wheel of Fortune"