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Song Parodies -> "Eccentric Poo"

Original Song Title:

"Electric Blue"

Original Performer:

Icehouse

Parody Song Title:

"Eccentric Poo"

Parody Written by:

Dave Calleja

The Lyrics

They come in all weird shapes and sizes, but let's not forget how they got there, and if they want to even be there.
If a toilet seat talked, and complained of Groundhog Day too
Would it have nightmares of being, doused in beef vindaloo?
Are the rolls of paper sitting on your thighs?

I just squeeze every urge that comes through me
Think George W., eccentric poo.
Souvlakis, had them plenty,
Porcelain's cracked in two, eccentric poo.

Oh I tried ice-cream, so my stomach was not tortured too,
Sang to Pink's new album 'cos, alka-seltzer shot through
Are the rolls of paper sitting on your thighs?

I just squeeze every urge that comes through me
Think George W., eccentric poo.
Want to sneeze, but have a schrapnel fart
That will shower the room, eccentric poo
Did I eat, Jaffas or laxettes
With my ex-girlfriend Prue, eccentric poo
Pretty please, I'll go to confession
Turd brown military coup, eccentric poo

(s^*t me baby)

Are the rolls of paper sitting on your thighs?

I just squeeze every urge that comes through me
Think George W., eccentric poo.
Want to sneeze, but have a schrapnel fart
That will shower the room, eccentric poo
Did I eat, Jaffas or laxettes
With my ex-girlfriend Prue, eccentric poo
Pretty please, I'll go to confession
Turd brown military coup, eccentric poo

I just squeeze every urge that comes through me
Think George W., eccentric poo.
Want to sneeze, but have a schrapnel fart
That will shower the room, eccentric poo
Did I eat, Jaffas or laxettes
With my ex-girlfriend Prue, eccentric poo
Pretty please, I'll go to confession
Turd brown military coup, eccentric poo

Eccentric poo
Eccentric poo
Eccentric poo

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aoit - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
How original... NOT! :P

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