If a toilet seat talked, and complained of Groundhog Day too
Would it have nightmares of being, doused in beef vindaloo?
Are the rolls of paper sitting on your thighs?

I just squeeze every urge that comes through me
Think George W., eccentric poo.
Souvlakis, had them plenty,
Porcelain's cracked in two, eccentric poo.

Oh I tried ice-cream, so my stomach was not tortured too,
Sang to Pink's new album 'cos, alka-seltzer shot through
Are the rolls of paper sitting on your thighs?

I just squeeze every urge that comes through me
Think George W., eccentric poo.
Want to sneeze, but have a schrapnel fart
That will shower the room, eccentric poo
Did I eat, Jaffas or laxettes
With my ex-girlfriend Prue, eccentric poo
Pretty please, I'll go to confession
Turd brown military coup, eccentric poo

(s^*t me baby)

Are the rolls of paper sitting on your thighs?

I just squeeze every urge that comes through me
Think George W., eccentric poo.
Want to sneeze, but have a schrapnel fart
That will shower the room, eccentric poo
Did I eat, Jaffas or laxettes
With my ex-girlfriend Prue, eccentric poo
Pretty please, I'll go to confession
Turd brown military coup, eccentric poo

I just squeeze every urge that comes through me
Think George W., eccentric poo.
Want to sneeze, but have a schrapnel fart
That will shower the room, eccentric poo
Did I eat, Jaffas or laxettes
With my ex-girlfriend Prue, eccentric poo
Pretty please, I'll go to confession
Turd brown military coup, eccentric poo

Eccentric poo
Eccentric poo
Eccentric poo