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Song Parodies -> "Cleveland (Cavs) Suck"

Original Song Title:

"Cleveland Rocks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ian Hunter

Parody Song Title:

"Cleveland (Cavs) Suck"

Parody Written by:

Paul Warren

The Lyrics

Not only The Cavs lost 26 Games in a row...but they lose to the Washington Wizards! Mr. Daniel Gilbert...LeButthead is getting a ring before The Cavs do!...
2-6!
2-6!
2-6!

In a row, in a row, in a row, in a row!
In a row, in a row, in a row, in a row!

1-LeBron going to Miami, look at what he's done!
He's got a bad attitude, ever since day one!
Now we're in the skids, and the Cardiac Kids are sayin'
Cleveland Sucks, The Cavaliers Suck!
We're now a D-League, and not even a team. That's right,
Cleveland Sucks! The Cavs Suck! Cleveland Sucks! The Cavs Suck!
Cleveland Sucks! The Cavs Suck! Cleveland Sucks! The Cavs Suck!

2-Gilbert knows, but he doesn't care, or so it seems.
We'd get a ring before LeBron does, only in your dreams!
The Seattle Supersonics may play next year, because
Cleveland Sucks, The Cavaliers Suck.
We're living in Hell, and you can tell because
Cleveland Sucks! The Cavs Suck! Cleveland Sucks! The Cavs Suck!
Cleveland Sucks! The Cavs Suck! Cleveland Sucks! The Cavs Suck!

Bridge-I just knew back in 2002,
We would get someone who would be true,
He back-stabbed us, what do we do?
He said "Cleveland Sucks", Now the Cavs Suck!
You can find a space,
In this place,
At the Q, because...

Cleveland Sucks, The Cavs Suck, Cleveland Sucks, The Cavs Suck!
Cleveland Sucks, The Cavs Suck, Cleveland Sucks, The Cavs Suck!
Cleveland Sucks, The Cavs Suck, Cleveland Sucks, The Cavs Suck!
Cleveland Sucks, The Cavs Suck, Cleveland Sucks, The Cavs Suck!
Cleveland Sucks, The Cavs Suck, Cleveland Sucks, The Cavs Suck!
Cleveland Sucks, The Cavs Suck, Cleveland Sucks, The Cavs Suck!

In a row, in a row, in a row, in a row!
In a row, in a row, in a row, in a row!

2-6!
2-6!
2-6!

At least we're not Detroit...
We're not Detroit.

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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - February 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Paul, that sounds perfect. I'm a Cavs fan, though.
Old Man Ribber - February 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Paul - At least you still have the N.B.A.! We lost the Royals in 1972 (see Sacramento Kings if you must...lol). Good luck in resurrecting the Cleveland Cadavers...and kudos for a really cool parody! ;D

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