Song Parodies -> (Sheep Feeling) Assinvasion
| Original Song Title: | "(Keep Feeling) Fascination" |
| Original Performer: | Human League |
| Parody Song Title: | "(Sheep Feeling) Assinvasion" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
This parody is about a veterinary medical procedure called "assinvasion", which is the clinical examination of the colons of livestock.
(baah)
(ba-ba, ba, baah)
(ba ba-baah)
(baah)
(ba-ba, ba, baah)
(ba ba-baah)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
If it seems a little fun is needed
When working on the farm
(baah, baah-baah, BAAHH!)
The weird advice of friends unbleated,
Sets off the sheep-alarm!
Just looking for a nude direction
In a Lit-tle Bo-Peep way!
(baah, baah-baah, BAAHH!)
The farming of a wool connection
It's "Bugger Your Ewe" day!
One-sided conversation turned
Because them sheep can't talk
And wooly fantasies were learned
On that day!
Sheep feeling ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Assinvasion! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Passion burning! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Love so WRONG! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Sheep feeling ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Assinvasion! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Wooly-bully's ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Tooling-song! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Smelly haunches need some shearing badly ---
Raunchy to behold!
(baah, baah-baah, BAAHH!)
So clean their fleas and dip them madly ---
'Til chiggers lose their hold!
And so the concubation churned
On Willie John-son's farm
Lan-o-lin fantasies were learned
In that way!
Sheep feeling ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Assinvasion! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Passion burning! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Love so WRONG! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Sheep feeling ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Assinvasion! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Farmer Johnson's ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Tooling-song! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( --- instrumental with many baah-baah's --- )
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Bend-over-bonkulation squirmed
Farmer John-son went down
And shaggy fantasies were learned
On wet hay!
Sheep feeling ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Assinvasion! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Passion burning! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Love so WRONG! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Sheep feeling ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Assinvasion! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Farmer Johnson's ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Moving strong! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Sheep feeling ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Assinvasion! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Passion burning! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Love so WRONG! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Sheep feeling ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Assinvasion! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Wooly-bully's ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Tooling-song! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
(ba-ba, ba, baah)
(ba ba-baah)
(baah)
(ba-ba, ba, baah)
(ba ba-baah)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
If it seems a little fun is needed
When working on the farm
(baah, baah-baah, BAAHH!)
The weird advice of friends unbleated,
Sets off the sheep-alarm!
Just looking for a nude direction
In a Lit-tle Bo-Peep way!
(baah, baah-baah, BAAHH!)
The farming of a wool connection
It's "Bugger Your Ewe" day!
One-sided conversation turned
Because them sheep can't talk
And wooly fantasies were learned
On that day!
Sheep feeling ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Assinvasion! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Passion burning! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Love so WRONG! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Sheep feeling ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Assinvasion! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Wooly-bully's ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Tooling-song! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Smelly haunches need some shearing badly ---
Raunchy to behold!
(baah, baah-baah, BAAHH!)
So clean their fleas and dip them madly ---
'Til chiggers lose their hold!
And so the concubation churned
On Willie John-son's farm
Lan-o-lin fantasies were learned
In that way!
Sheep feeling ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Assinvasion! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Passion burning! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Love so WRONG! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Sheep feeling ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Assinvasion! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Farmer Johnson's ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Tooling-song! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( --- instrumental with many baah-baah's --- )
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Bend-over-bonkulation squirmed
Farmer John-son went down
And shaggy fantasies were learned
On wet hay!
Sheep feeling ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Assinvasion! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Passion burning! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Love so WRONG! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Sheep feeling ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Assinvasion! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Farmer Johnson's ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Moving strong! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Sheep feeling ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Assinvasion! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Passion burning! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Love so WRONG! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Sheep feeling ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Assinvasion! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Wooly-bully's ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
Tooling-song! ( ba-ba-ba-ba-baah, ba-ba-ba, baah!)
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title of the day...5s
ok you get 5's on this one baaaaad boy
Even if the parody wasn't an example of literary genius, I would've given you 5's just for all the baahing.
You get my 5s for the title alone. Good job old bean, smashing, what. :)
That's sooooooo wrong! 555
Thanks, alvin, carol, Blethar, Heathcliff, and Agrimorfee!
Whoa; "raunchy to behold", indeed. Agree; great title sub. But I think I'll just keep my mouth shut next time...
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