Hello, this is Andria, and this is my third parody. (Do I sound like I'm in an AA meeting?) Since I discovered that all Mazda Rotary Engine vehicles, especially the fully-optioned 1974 pickup that I used as my daily driver up to today are collector's items, I decided to buy a restored black 1972 Chevy Cheyenne 1/2-ton shortbed pickup from the parents of a 17-year-old client of mine (I'm a high-school guidance counselor) who needed the money to bail their son out of jail after he was arrested for a sex offense. The truck is beautiful and runs and drives like new, and I am so ecstatic that I decided to write a parody about it. Hope you like it! NOTE: The Mazda Rotary Engine pickup (REPU) is essentially an early-model Ford Courier pickup with a different grille, four headlights, a powerful Mazda RX-4 Wankel Rotary engine with no pistons, no crankshaft, no valves, no cam and very few moving parts, a semi-exposed right-hand outside battery, is unreliable and has very little room inside for someone my size and my Samsonite attache case, let alone another person, such as my sister. (I am 5'7" and 155 lbs with a large chest, a full figure and size 8 feet, and my case is used to hold a well-used Tripp County (South Dakota) Public Schools-issued Dell laptop, a battery charger, my lunch, several cans of Rockstar, a few Clif bars, books and assorted other things) *A Rhinoliner is a spray-on bedliner/floor covering for a truck, a Jeep, a Scout, a Land Cruiser, a Land Rover or a dune buggy, and I omitted the final "r" for pacing reasons. A "2-08" refers to a 2008-model full-sized pickup or SUV of any make or model.

NOTE: ANDRIA KILGORE IS NOT AN EMPLOYEE OF GENERAL MOTORS AND THUS DOES NOT REPRESENT THAT COMPANY. THANK YOU, DARRELL WILHELM, FOR THE 20-PAGE "HOW TO WRITE GREAT PARODIES" LETTER AND THE LONG-DISTANCE CALLS. PEACE ON EARTH, ANDRIA "ANNIE" KILGORE