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Song Parodies -> "Married to a Wiccan"

Original Song Title:

"Workin' for a Living"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Huey Lewis & The News

Parody Song Title:

"Married to a Wiccan"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

Sucking more than ever
And whip goes crackin' by
I'll be suffering forever
So pass me cyanide

Damned if you do
Damned if you don't
It's gonna be Samhain today
I really wish it won't

Married to a Wiccan (smirkin')
Married to a Wiccan (lurkin')
Sacrificin' chickens
And her spells aren't workin'
It's bullshi* that I'm diggin'
'Cause I'm married to a Wiccan

Hey, I'm not complainin' but it's more than just a quirk
And following this lunacy has made her such a jerk
How the hell does she know what those words meant?
I tried to clean on Friday, but I still smell that scent

Married to a Wiccan (smirkin')
Married to a Wiccan (lurkin')
Sacrificin' chickens
And her spells aren't workin'
It's bullshi* that I'm diggin'
'Cause I'm married to a Wiccan

Oh no... Married to a Wiccan
Oh no... Sacrificin' chickens
Oh no... bullshi* that I'm diggin'
Oh no nooooooooooooo

Enjoys long benders crazy through the night
Gets chunky, smells funky, lost my appetite
Ritualistic freaks: they're really all the same
Faking roles, dress like trolls, acting really lame

Married to a Wiccan (smirkin')
Married to a Wiccan (lurkin')
Sacrificin' chickens
And her spells aren't workin'
It's bullshi* that I'm diggin'
'Cause I'm married to a Wiccan

Sacrificin' chickens
And her spells aren't workin'
It's bullshi* that I'm diggin'
'Cause I'm married to a Wiccan

Sacrificin' chickens
And her spells aren't workin'

ugh...

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Ravyn Rant - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Wiccans don't sacrifice animals. Happy Halloween.
alvin rhodes - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
great halloween tune...5s
John Barry - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Finger Wiccan good!
AFW - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody, Wiccan is really kickin' !
Yoidy - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry that you missed the chance to be married to Elizabeth Montgomery! 555.
MrMacphisto - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Ravyn: true, I fudged that part, but it was in the interest of being funny. Sorry if I offended anyone.
MrMacphisto - October 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin, John, AFW, and Yoidy, thanks! Happy halloween to you too, Ravyn.
Ravyn Rant - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
No offense taken. I didn't mean to be snippy, just trying to keep the facts straight (because people will believe all kinds of wacky things about those heathens). I might have been tempted to use the wiccan/chicken rhyme myself. Oh, and BTW - 555!
Meriadoc - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah, but did you have a White Wedding...? ;-D

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