-> "Married to a Wiccan"
Original Song Title:
"Workin' for a Living"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Married to a Wiccan"
The Lyrics
Sucking more than ever
And whip goes crackin' by
I'll be suffering forever
So pass me cyanide
Damned if you do
Damned if you don't
It's gonna be Samhain today
I really wish it won't
Married to a Wiccan (smirkin')
Married to a Wiccan (lurkin')
Sacrificin' chickens
And her spells aren't workin'
It's bullshi* that I'm diggin'
'Cause I'm married to a Wiccan
Hey, I'm not complainin' but it's more than just a quirk
And following this lunacy has made her such a jerk
How the hell does she know what those words meant?
I tried to clean on Friday, but I still smell that scent
Married to a Wiccan (smirkin')
Married to a Wiccan (lurkin')
Sacrificin' chickens
And her spells aren't workin'
It's bullshi* that I'm diggin'
'Cause I'm married to a Wiccan
Oh no... Married to a Wiccan
Oh no... Sacrificin' chickens
Oh no... bullshi* that I'm diggin'
Oh no nooooooooooooo
Enjoys long benders crazy through the night
Gets chunky, smells funky, lost my appetite
Ritualistic freaks: they're really all the same
Faking roles, dress like trolls, acting really lame
Married to a Wiccan (smirkin')
Married to a Wiccan (lurkin')
Sacrificin' chickens
And her spells aren't workin'
It's bullshi* that I'm diggin'
'Cause I'm married to a Wiccan
Sacrificin' chickens
And her spells aren't workin'
It's bullshi* that I'm diggin'
'Cause I'm married to a Wiccan
Sacrificin' chickens
And her spells aren't workin'
ugh...
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