I was going to the stadium
With my tickets, oh yeah, I won 'em
And a few friends, gonna see some football
Passed the exit, and I had to turn back
Still was in time, and was on the right track
To get there soon, but then at the parking lot
After I parked, forgot something

Locked my keys in the car
With the engine running
Locked my keys in the car
Air conditioning was going

Now I realize that I can't get in
The windows are closed, while my team's winnin'
If I had only brought my spare keys with me today
Told the traffic officers about it
They got a locksmith, and then they unlocked it
Joined my friends, after missing half the game
I'll bring my spare keys from now on

Locked my keys in the car
But caught the second half
Locked my keys in the car
Halftime show, "Elvis" was a laugh

Was worried about the battery, and gas
They seem to be ok
There's new exit numbers on the way back
Like I need more problems

Locked my keys in the car
Our team won, it was fun
Locked my keys in the car
I'll be ready for the next one