I want a new Pug
That won't keep getting sick
One that won't chase my car
Or excessivley lick
I want a new Pug
One that won't snore at night
One that will keep the carpet dry
Or cause another plight

One that won't get to nervous
Or dropping off poo
One that won't cost much
As much as a happy meal
A McDonalds happy meal

I want a new Pug
One that won't kill
One that don't shred too much
One that sits still
I want a new Pug
One that will sit and stay
One that won't just bark all night
One that just lets me have my way
One that don't get too nervous
Or dropping off poo

I want a new Pug
One that does what it's told
That won't make me get up early
And take it for walks in the cold
I want a new Pug
One with a snout
One that won't cost much
As much as a happy meal
A McDonalds happy meal