-> "I Want a New Face"
Original Song Title:
"I Want a New Drug"
Parody Song Title:
"I Want a New Face"
The Lyrics
I want a new face
A nose that makes me proud
One that will not grow if I lie
Or make me feel in the clouds
I want a new face
Want my cheeks to be wide
One that won’t make my lips too thin
Or take away my pride
One that won’t make me anxious
Walkin’ in public
One that won’t make me feel like I’m social phobic
When I am in public
I want a new face
Want to be thrilled
I don’t care what it costs
Want my looks to kill
I want a new face
One that won’t break apart
One that won’t take too long to heal
One that I can have a la carte
One that won’t make me anxious
Walkin’ in public
One that won’t make me feel like I’m social phobic
When I am in public
When I’m in public, oh yeah
[Instrumental Break….]
I want a new face
One that looks like it should
One that doesn’t look like a doll
One that doesn’t look like it’s wood
I want a new face
Want a short brow
One that is the talk of the town
I want it here and now
One that won’t make me anxious
Walkin’ in public
One that won’t make me feel like I’m social phobic
When I’m in public
When I’m in public, yeah, yeah
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