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Song Parodies -> "I Am A New Drug"

Original Song Title:

"I Want A New Drug"

Original Performer:

Huey Lewis and The News

Parody Song Title:

"I Am A New Drug"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

Just another Charlie Sheen song, but one using his own words. Think he will sue for a co-writer's share???

I am a new drug
And it's called Charlie Sheen
Take Two and a Half each day
I dare you to keep up with me

I am a new drug
Get over and enjoy the ride
Got poetry at my fingertips
The scoreboard doesn't lie

I have got the tiger blood
There's a new sheriff in town
I don't have burnout in my gearbox
My conduct is bitchin' now

I am a new drug
And my head is spinning
The only thing I'm addicted to
Right now is winning

I am a new drug
A f-18 Bro
Pure and complete gnarly-isms
Sit back and enjoy the show

I have got the tiger blood
There's a new sheriff in town
I don't have burnout in my gearbox
My conduct is bitchin' now

Instrumental

I am a new drug
Battle-tested bayonet
I am not gonna be taking it
I had to pay for it

I am a new drug
I only have one speed
I have one gear and that's GO!!
Watch me bury you Chuck Lorre

Close my eyes in a nanosecond
And I cured myself, no bull
Don't live in the middle anymore
I'm still alive and it is pretty cool
I'm still alive, that's cool
I'm still alive, that's cool

Fade Out

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Old Man Ribber - March 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Dan - These are indeed his words - H.P. Lovecraft couldn't make this up. Way to skewer him with his own verbage! ;D
Patrick - March 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Why does anyone pay attention to that moron? Quit feeding his addiction to himself. What can you expect from the network that canceled "Jericho"?
WarrenB - March 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Very funny. Pacing is off, but the message is clear!

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