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Song Parodies -> "I Want a New Dog"

Original Song Title:

"I Want a New Drug"

Original Performer:

Huey Lewis and The News

Parody Song Title:

"I Want a New Dog"

Parody Written by:

Ramona Buckler

The Lyrics

I'm not a dog hater, mind you. This song just came to me while I was driving home from work after hearing the song on the radio.
I want a new dog,
One that won't get sick
One that won't pee on the carpet
And whose coat isn't very thick

I want a new dog
One that won't eat the cat
One that won't try and lick the TV
And doesn't chew up the doormat

The doggie makes me nervous
When she goes up to poo
When she gets all done
it's not just a number two.
Not just a number two.

I want a new dog
One that won't stray away
One that won't keep barking at night
And snoozes during the day.

The doggie makes me nervous
The doggie makes me blue
Oh, she makes me feel like
I feel when I've got the flu.
When I've got the flu.

I want a new dog
One that won't move at all.
I'd like one just stuffed
Attached with her favorite ball.

Now she don't make me nervous
Now she don't even poo
I love my little doggie
She's my TY beanie Sue.
My beanie baby Sue.

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