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Song Parodies -> "I Think That You Suck"

Original Song Title:

"I Want A New Drug"

Original Performer:

Huey Lewis And The News

Parody Song Title:

"I Think That You Suck"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

I think that you suck
Your pacing's way off base
Punctuation ain%t worth a f---
And you don't to rhyme

I think that you suck
With your sad, cheesy puns
If I think your votes are too high
I'll spam your song with ones

I don't like artist tributes
Unless you're praising me
Someday in the future I hope that you will see
I'm who you want to be

I think that you suck
You smell like cheese
Everytime you walk by
I pray for a breeze

I think that you suck
Cause you're not very bright
Guess the reason you voted ones
Is that you can't count up to five

Please do the club a service
With lyrics that you spew
Don't just use the OS, come up with something new
Unless that's beyond you
Something you can't do, baby

I think that you suck
No matter what you do
Half the songs you spoof are too old
The other half are way too new

I think that you suck
Decade Police!
Wish you'd just go and read my song
Before you speak your piece

So stick to misheard lyrics
Not songs of pee and poo
This elitist snob club don't want to deal with you
Cause you don't have a clue
You don't have a clue, baby...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 24

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   23

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Matthias - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Welcome back Jeff!!!
Arwen - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
"This Elitist Snob Club don't want to deal with you!" LOL!!

Incidentally, I'm not only the President of the Elitist Snob Club...I'm also a member.

I couldn't love this more if I tried. And I did try. But to no avail. It's just FABulous...posted with perfect timing...and hilarious, to boot.

A triumphant comeback, Mr. Reuben!
Jack Wilson - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I can think of 4 things inspiring this! 5s
Ann Hammond - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I like this
McKludge - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Hmmm, subtle, not sure how you really feel :-) 555
Arwen, is membership to the ESC by sponsorship only? Is there a test? Hazing?
AFW - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Top job, here
Arwen - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Two things...

McKludge...anyone can join. You just have to be able to go 24 hours without whining...and also, buy me a present.

And...number 2...Oh. My. Hell. I cannot believe you have the audacity to say ONE DAMNED THING to Jeff, "Idiot That This Parody Was Written About." Seriously. First of all...Jeff hasn't said one word about your stupid "controversy" until to say that he's "still" harping on it is inaccurate. imply that he should "get over it" implies that he gives a crap about you...which I'm sure he doesn't. You can make fun of something that is totally ridiculous without needing to "get over" anything. We like to mock stupidity...that doesn't mean we really care about it.

YOU'RE the one who needs to get over yourself. And until you're man enough to freaking come out in the open and tell everyone who you really have NO PLACE to speak about anything. Until you post your opinions as yourself...NOTHING you say matters...because it's like nobody is saying it. You're going to talk crap about everyone else around here and then throw a whiney fit because of THIS?? At least Jeff's parody was funny.

AND...lest you think you're some SUPER original piece of hot's not like you came up with some revolutionary insight with your whinefest. You're not the first person to post a parody complaining about how mistreated you are around here. I think this parody was written with ALL the whiney babies on the site in mind...not just you. But if you want to take credit for being a freaking stupid the one portrayed in this parody...go right ahead.

Finally...just in case you're about to rip into me again, saying that I obviously DO care about you, because I wouldn't have written this if I didn't...I will assure you that what I care about is getting the IP address blocked of anyone who uses the very last word in your post. Seriously. That's classy...
To Arwen... - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Ah, AmIright's main egotist has taken offense at me again. You're the one that always goes on about how "cute" and "adorable" you are. You got a pic to back that up? Because your parodies sure haven't proven anything about what you claim, other than that you are waaaay too full of yourself. But in all seriousness, you said I never voted for you. Well, fact is, I have. And I LIKED several of your parodies, 'Keep Avoiding You' was great, and I gave it full 5's. Only reason I didn't comment is because, as you've said yourself, only your friends matter, and anything I might have said, you would have ignored. Because that's just how you are.
Jason - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good Jeff! Another un-PC parody!
Arwen - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I've never denied being an egotist...I LOVE myself. I'm my biggest fan. I think I say so in my introduction on my author page. And if everyone else on the site hated me...and thought I was horrible in every way...I would STILL love myself. I make no apologies for that.

And I never said only my friends matter. I said nothing an "anonymous" poster says matters. Tell us who you are.
Arwen - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
And anyone who knows me, knows that 99% of the time, I thank EVERY person who comments on my your "you ignore everyone but your friends' comments" argument holds no water whatsoever.
McKludge - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
To OTTPWWA: As Carly Simon sez "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you."
John Barry - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Revenge is a parody best served cold.
Dee Range - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Bravo, Jeff. In fact, it's so perfect I wish I had written it, and that's a fact. I think something has been removed from the comments before I read this, but I can guess who it was, and what it said. The Anonymous Parodist, correct? Anyway, I believe every single thing you said here, in such a clever way, in perfect parody form. Couldn't have done better if I'd tried. Or anybody had tried. 555++++ p.s. check your author's page for 1's. Everybody who commented under the "I Won't Kiss @ss" parody had their songs 1-1-1'd. So he's probably the 1 man, also
Red Ant - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny work here, Jeff. I've been throwing around a few Huey Lewis parody ideas lately, though nothing would have matched this one. 555, but what's wrong with misheard lyric parodies?
Kristof Robertson - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Great great retort here, Jeff...there are some people who really need to just freakin' get a grip.
Oh, and Arwen....Holy Guacamole, Batman! I think Mr/Ms Whiney has gone to hide under a rock somewhere. I didn't see the original post that inspired your reply, but good going, sister!
Oh, almost forgot....555+ for Jeff, and a hearty welcome back.
Jeff Reuben - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias, Jack, Ann, McKludge, AFW, Jason, Kristof and John! Arwen, thanks, and I have to give you some credit here with helping come up with the idea for the song. You rock! Red Ant: Thanks, I have nothing against misheard lyric parodies. The message I was going for was that it's easier to come up with one misheard lyric than an entire parody song. That said, there's some funny stuff in that section.
Jeff Reuben - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Also, thank you Dee Range! Didn't mean to leave you out.
Anonymous Parodist - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Jeff, I gave you 5's. How come you didn't thank me? Yep, the opposite of what you jerks thought I would do. If it weren't for me you would just have 13 all 5's instead of 14. Oh that's're in the Elitist Snob Club (good name by the way, because thats what you are). Oh well, thats're welcome for the 5's. =) By the way, to those accusing me, I'm not the 1 guy. If you got 1's...maybe, just maybe it was because....*gasp*....someone didn't like it. Oh, heaven forbid the snobs don't 5's all the time. HAHA
Jeff Reuben - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
PM me. And thanks for the fives
Jonathan S. - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
544. And, as far as that "Arwen/McKludge" tiff, um, I'm gonna stay outta this.
McKludge - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, not really my tiff. I probably shoulda stayed out of it. Oh well. Wait, do you mean Arwen and I have a tiff? If we do, that's news to me. Guess I should have gotten her that present ... :-)
Arwen - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Jonathan, there's no tiff between me and McKludge. My anger was directed at the "Anonymous Parodist," whose original comment was deleted. I think that McKludge is nothing less than delightful.

(But...McKludge, you should still buy me a present...; )...)
Phil Alexander - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Only read this after catching the comment above... so I nearly missed it, which would have been a great shame- super, Jeff.
stuart mcarthur - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL - all the punchlines are killers and clever Jeff - the cheese/breeze, "how to rhyme" and "Half the songs you spoof are too old The other half are way too new" - very witty and cutting - 555
Jeff Reuben - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Jonathan, Phil, and Stu!
Syncronos - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment'd I miss this one? This is pretty damn good! What's with all the drama? Do I need to choose a side? Anyway...555 all the way!
Agrimorfee - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A nice riposte to a very dark time in Amiright-land. This hits a little too close to home for me.
Below Average Dave - July 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yes Agri, and one that I hope not to relive again in the near future. . .whoever was the Anonyomous Parodist, I think maybe it's better I don't know, because I tend to have an open mind anyway.
Max Power - July 20, 2007 - Report this comment
555 suck on that
Peter Andersson - July 23, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - What did I miss? On second thought, don't tell me, the parody was OK on its own without that information.
bobpiecheese - July 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Haven't seen you in a while! Not since the Parody Decathlon, methinks. I can't think of a single parodist that fits this description - it seems to be an amalgation of about 3 or 4 people XD. Brilliant job, Jeff!
Jason - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See my above comment please.
EKM - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The right parody at the right time. Helped put that mess to bed.
McKludge - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Oops, that EKM comment above is mine. Typed the code in the wrong box
Cat - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Brilliant job, Jeff...or should I say Simon?

(And I'm just trying to stay as far AWAAAAAY from this whole debacle as I can, especially after a couple nasty run-ins with pacing vigilantes last year.)
The Charnstar - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - LOL! That was great, loved it to the MAXIMUM!
stuart mcarthur - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above - yes this had some very clever lines Jeff - it's amazing how inspiring insulting people can be - although after seeing your avatar for nearly 3 years now, your message had already hit home with me - loved "I pray for a breeze" too
wannabemustangjockey - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
SOTM - So true... so true...
Kristof Robertson - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Kudos just for stirring up a bit of trubble, Jeff....I love (observing) a good tiff!
Jack Wilson - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it then,love it now

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