I was runnin' (runnin')
down a country street
Realy bookin' (bookin')
With wheels on my feet
A jogger who was wearing a Walkman

Mouth wide open (open)
With nobody in sight
All a sudden (sudden)
I was sprayed from the right
Had it coming (I so need a vacation)
That stinker sprayed me all over

Do you believe that skunk?
Where's the tomato Juice?
Would you believe I'm Skunk'd
Oh you can bet I'm so not amused

Now the stinking (stinkin')
Is beginning to grow
For what reason? (reason')
Is something God only knows
If you believe it, pull my hand and I'll rip a fart

Now I'm thinkin' (thinkin')
Where does nature fit in?
I ask the question (question)
No one's fillin' me in*
I'm thinking (I don't wanna be reeking)
I wanna smell good all over

Do you believe that skunk?
PePe can keep his pew
Do you have juice to dunk?
Oh you can bet I'm a need it too

I love to see you have a belly laugh
(I'm so glad you were not spayed**)
But damn! I got skunk'd and I need a bath
(do you believe that skunk?)

Do you believe that skunk?
Do you percieve I'm screwed?
Who could recieve such funk?
Oh you can bet I'll be leaving soon

* Where are you guys? Come on, it cant smell that bad.
**Eventhough misery loves company.