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Song Parodies -> "I Want A Rude Pug"

Original Song Title:

"I Want A New Drug"

Original Performer:

Huey Lewis and the News

Parody Song Title:

"I Want A Rude Pug"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I want a rude pug
One that won't learn a trick --
One that's surly and smokes cigars,
And makes me feel like a dick!


I want a rude pug
One that don't do what's said --
One that won't listen when I cry,
"You hump my thigh, you're dead!"


One that'll make me nervous
Wondering what he'll do --
One that makes me feel like it's me who's the one who
Must go outside to poo


I want a rude pug
One whose breath smells --
One that don't floss too much,
And barks at doorbells!


I want a rude pug
One that won't shut its yap --
One that won't let me sleep at night,
One that won't go outdoors to crap!


One that'll make me nervous
Wondering what he'll do --
One that makes me feel like it's me who's the one who
Must live on dry dog food

"LIVE ON DRY DOG FOOD, HUMAN!"


( --- instrumental with various snorting and barking noises --- )


I want a rude pug
One that grunts like a hog --
One that won't let me own a cat,
One that bones every neighbor's dog!


I want a rude pug
One that is proud --
One that won't wear a choke-chain lease,
And in my face barks loud!


One that'll make me nervous
Wondering what he'll do --
One that makes me feel like it's me who's the one who
Must go outside to poo

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Royce Miller - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
every line is funny
Kristof Robertson - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant work JD...rude pug, hehehe.......You should follow this up with "Callous Ol' Alsation" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers....555
Red Ant - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Pugs were normal dogs many hundreds of years ago but due to running head-long into immovable objects causes them to look the way they do today. 5's.
alvin rhodes - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
never met any kinda dog that wasn't a little rude...fun read...5s
John Barry - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Great title!
Rick C - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Another good one, Johnny! I was thinking of doing this OS but, calling it "I Want a New Dog". You took it a step further so, I'll step back.....555
Rick D - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, you met my neighbor's pet?
2LD4U - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
If you really want a RUDE Pug or any rude animal, do not go to the shelters. Abandoned animals that are rude are much more likely to be put to sleep than nice ones!
Johnny D - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Royce, Kristof, Red Ant, Alvin, JB, Rick C, Rick D, and 2LD4U.

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