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Song Parodies -> "The Heart of Hillary"

Original Song Title:

"The Heart of Rock-N-Roll"

Original Performer:

Huey Lewis and the News

Parody Song Title:

"The Heart of Hillary"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

New York, New York is where the Clintins stay
And the place for Hillary
How else can she hold a senate seat
Without her resi-den-cy

Where she takes their marriage
Oooh! their modern marriage
She packs it with a lot of smiles
But it's still Bill's old back room mistress
That really, really drives her wild

They say the heart of Hillary is still grieving
And from what I've seen I'm agreeing
Now her old man may be barely beating
But the heart of Hillary
Heart of Hillary still grieving

Paula, Monicka, and that Linda Tripp
Are players everyone a sleeze
Intern trysts or simple bimbo girls
All make the tabloid sceene

When she faced the music
That heart stopping music
She took it with a lot of class
But it's still Bill's old back door victims
That really, really makes her sad

(chorus)

Chelsea!
Oooh!
(Instrumental bridge)

B.K., McDonalds, and the Jack in the box
Wendy's and Barbeque
Burgers, french fries, Adkins menu friendly
Low carbin', meat and gravy too

Then there came the crisis
That real life crisis
Doctors saved William's life
But it 's still that late night hospital visit
That really, really grieved his wife

(chorus)

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Royce Miller - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Lionel, I thought this was very good
John Barry - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever, unexpected use of the heart motif.
Johnny D - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Good ol' Hillary!
Lionel Mertens - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for your vote and postive comments. Glad I could contribute.
2Eagle - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, be nice. Bill left Washington and the wererabbits behind.

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