-> "I Want a New Job"
Original Song Title:
"I Want a New Drug"
Parody Song Title:
"I Want a New Job"
The Lyrics
I want a new job
Where I don't have to kiss
Every ass that walks by my door
To keep myself off their list
I want a new job
Wanna get outta bed
With a big smile upon my face
About the day ahead
One that won't make me crazy
One that won't make me blue
One that makes me feel like my boss might have a clue
But that would never do
I want a new job
Where I don't feel
That my check is so small
I'll pay just one bill
I want a new job
One that won't go away
One where each time I see a box
I wonder if it's my last day
One that won't make me crazy
One that won't make me blue
One that makes me feel like my boss might have a clue
But that would never do
I want a new job
Where folks do what they should
Won't put a knife deep in my back
Cause you know they would if they could
I want a new job
Uppers won't spout
Lies and B.S. every damn day
Will I find it? I doubt
One that won't make me crazy
One that won't make me blue
One that makes me feel like my boss might have a clue
But that would never do.
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