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Song Parodies -> "Paris Hilton's A Twit"

Original Song Title:

"The Power Of Love"

Original Performer:

Huey Lewis and The News

Parody Song Title:

"Paris Hilton's A Twit"

Parody Written by:

Michael

The Lyrics

Paris Hilton is dumb dumb thing;
Make Politicans yell, other men make love;
Change's a party to a really hip pad.
More than she's drunk, that's why Paris Hilton's a twit.

Tougher than Madonna, rich like Bill;
Sexier and Sluttier than Marilyn Monroe.
Make's George Bush good, mm, "I wish they were my daughters.
Paris Hilton is like my daughters they both get drunk."

Strips for money, farmer for fame.
Uses lots of credit cards for that private plane.
She's dumb and she's stupid and cruel sometimes.
She'll end her father's lfie.
That's why Paris Hilton's a twit.
Paris Hilton's a twit.

First time you see her, you say "Not Enough Clothes".
Next time you see her, "What is this a strip show?".
She'll be so bad , it's on video
I wish I had a copy to buy.

Wastes the money, to have fame.
Uses her credit crads for her private planes.
She can dumber than Bush at times.
And it's not something to doubt.

She says she's not a nerd, yeah, why was she at the Matrix.
But she's denies being there she was just drunk.
And when she's gone and deceased, Paris Hilton's reign will cease.
Paris Hilton is gone.
Are you happy?
Hmm.

Spends her money, has no fame.
Uses her credit card for her private pane.
Buys lots of diamonds but not lots of steel.
She doesn't give any away,
That's why Paris Hilton, oh she's a twit.
Paris Hilton, oh is a twit.
Paris Hilton's a twit.
Paris Hilton's a twit.
Feel the power of love.

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Jonathan C. - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
You need help with you rhymes. I got that from both your Hilton songs. And aren't you reeally obsessed with Paris even though you claim to despise her?
Michael - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
First off i hate Paris Hilton and two watch her show to understand my point and the fabolous life for why i hate them as a pair
elijah woods girlfriend - May 08, 2004 - Report this comment
if your really nick carter then why cant you spell BEFORE?
elijah woods wife - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
hi im elijah woods wife and im 23 and im a capricorn and lve in new york i just wanna say he is the best thing that has happend to me he is soo fit and talented and i hate paris hilton she needs to learn how to wear propper cloths ps, elijah if your reading this you are so fit and i love you
louise - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
i hate paris hilton! she is famous for being soo bloody skanky! she makes all of us blondes look like total hores! I HATE U PARIS!
killparis - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Paris hilton is a complete waste. I wish she would die
Mikey Boy - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not worried about Paris Hilton. I'm jsut noticing in all of ur songs that u dnt rhyme at all so i gotta give u 1;s because its just irratates me when i see a song that doesnnt rhyme.
Alicia - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
It was alright. Not a lot of rhyming goin on, but the message was sublime!! Paris is the dumbest person I've ever seen on National television. Her and Jessica Simpson should read a book once in a while...build up on some of that spoiled-rich-white-gurl-vocabulary. But seriously, I wish something would happen to her...something to cause her to lose all that money. what exactly does she DO?!!? Why is she everywhere??!!! If she didn't have all that money and un-explained popularity, no one would even look her way when she walked down the street. Paris Hilton is a waste of oxygeon.
dreamy - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I wish she would die too! Actually I want her to suffer!! If I had met her I would want to attack and hurt her to suffer.Paris Hilton is the ugliest and worst creature in the world!!! She has a square face that makes you think she has 10 extre teeth near ears!! She has hanging eyes that makes her look sleepy all the time!! She has long carrot nose that is about to enter her own mouth!! If she played football she would be in offside because of her nose!!! She has an ugly mouth like baboon's butt! Her whole body is extremely skinny, Her ****s are only 10 grams and her ass is only 100 grams. Her boobs are like man and her ass is as small as a cat's butt. She has separated parentheses legs like ( ). She can never walk correctly and in all her photos her right leg is shooting to the left and her left leg is shooting to the right!! Her shoes size are 70!! her feet's fingers are sweeping the floor!!! They are always out of shoes hanging on floor!!! After all she is a bitch and the most overrated celebrity with no talent and no potential!! If she didnt have her dad she would never ever be so!! She only has talent to cause trouble for others!! shes worthless, she has nothing special, if she didnt have her dad noone would even look at that jerk in street! I really wish the worst things for her!!
Nicole - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought it as alright, its all troo. Paris Hilton is the biggest skankiest hoe and thats all she is famous 4! She isnt even pretty! She is 100% fake, fake tan, fake hair, fake coloured contacts and even after all this she is still ugly!
britty - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I think you guys are wayy too obsessed hating someone you've never even met, even if u have, who cares? has she really done that much to you to hate her so much? yeah she dresses skanky but so do 1/2 of all the girls in america and in fasion mags and runway shows. Shes living her life to the fullest and you should just give her a break, she was blessed with bein rich and good looking. She knows shes only famous for one thing but shes also doing some good. She designs diamond crosses for chairity. And everyone in america almost is orange from fake tanning. Maybe you all should just get your own lives and stop stressing over someone elses
lis - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
i agree with britty that you don't need to be that obessed with her, but at the same time, she's a role model in america and all the young ppl out there want to be like her, so she makes the culture more slutty because they look up to her, so even though it's fine for her bc tons of other girls in america are, the reason most of them are is bc they see ppl like paris as someone to imitate bc they get everything they want and are "happy"
Stuart McArthur - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
lis - your point is made perfectly by the South Park episode "Stupid Spoilt Whore" - hilarious
paris is hot YOURE NOT - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
What has Paris done to you? Be rich and beautiful? You guys who hate her are SO funny! I am 22 live in CA. and I think she is just adorable, I have seen her one time at a club here, and she is very nice and down to earth. I just don't understand why people hate her so much, its rediculous. Why not make a poem about something you like, quit being so negative! <3 dayna
luci - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
i think all y'all are haterz. leave paris alone, everyone is just different and no one is perfect so quit trying to sound like u guyz are angels and paris is the only whore around here gosh!
i.p freely - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
i would have been bete if it rhymed. oh and to that. paris is hot YOURE NOT. peson you suck
bea o'problem - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah it didnt rhyme. but i thought it was funny
leah - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
i agree with lis!!! paris hilton is rich and yea she probably hasn't earned any of her money as her dad probably still gives her it but, she is a role modle. everyone wants to be like her. And nicole wise up your like obsessed with jelousy!! get over it loser
Loree - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I really do not believe that Paris Hilton is an icon. She is laughing all the way to the bank. She is brilliant based upon her strategies to keep us all waiting to see what she does next. Regardless of her intelligence, she is what she is. I respect her for that and I feel that all women who embrace the spotlight are subject to ridicule. This is not the funniest parody, but not the worst. I wish Paris continued success in future endeavors.
L.C - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Paris Hilton is one of the DUMBEST, SPOILED BRATS TO WALK ON THIS FACE OF THE EARTH. She has no skills or conscience of what is right or wrong. There are millions of people out htere who cannot even afford necessities, and you flip on hte T.V and see Paris Hilton with her new designer clothes and new cars?! it's not buying all these material things that bug me, what pisses me off is how she is still so ignorant and doesn't think twice about any1 but herself, and her show, The simple Life.... is the point of this idiotic worthless program to show ppl how stupidly unknowledgeable she is or how ignorant and rude she acts? well i'd say it's both plus a whole truckload of more shit that is caused by her. Overall i am truly disgusted by how she treats ppl and her ignorance and stupidity.
caitlin wood - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
i am elijah woods real wife, i am looking at him right now so you can just get in reality move on with your lives and stop trying to be someone your not AND HE IS NOT GAY (and if he was thats none of your buisiness)
eewwww blow job - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
the paris hilton blow job sex tapes is all viewed and known for years and when u say we had no chance of sleeping with her! ,coz she has been busy for sleeping with various guys so her time is full and no time was being left for us to have sex with pariS! i hate all who loves paris hilton coz i think nicole richie is better
i hate her too! LOL - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
why r u guys pissed of paris hilton if u hate her that much why dont you kill her! i mean go ahead u have reasons enuf to feel bad about her! grab her from her pubic hair and just stab her or shot her on the vagina! no more sex tapes paris die die salope! biatch Jessica
where r my comments???? - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
there are ppl who find paris adorable here? then how come my comments are not showin up! this is unfair we spend our time typing some valuable things and then some1 just erase it! we are not spending time cocksucking we are typing its more honorable ! pls show my last week comments! i want to read 'em all its not fair if u show some ppl's inane comments while mine are not shown!
paris - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
hahahahahahaha what about the song writer mom! looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolooololololololol stop farting it's noooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot
Robyn - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
urgh 4 that persons infomation sos 2 go off topic. Elijah wood has a girl friend called Pamela Racine no wife so there.Back onto Paris hilton that song cracked me up lol.
bea o'problem - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
to WAMC: they got deleted because of spam and cuss words. Comments like that will be hunted down and destroyed.
No! - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Robyn, wrong on the Elijah front!
Michael Pacholek - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
This isn't mine, despite the name. And while I don't think it's very good, I completely agree with the title. Nicole Richie was always better anyway. Strangely, though, I could go for a cheeseburger right about now.
Parody comment spam needs to end. - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
You can hate P.H. all you want, but to post incoherent comments with immature English AND cuss words will just not be tolerated here. Comments like that will be reported to Chucky G and removed.
PARIS ROCKS!!!!!!! - October 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Paris rocks, you people are so jealous!!
Chris H. - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow , and I though Michael P. was bad. This dude , can make the most controversial parodist think ``Holy Crap.'' I certainly agree with the subject , can't stand P.H , so kudos to this little twerp.
elliebellie - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
omg how can u h8 paris but it wudnt b like that if u saw her in real life u wud b around her in asking 4 her autograph good ish pardoy paris hilton rox mi sox 222
LYK OMGZZ LERN 2 SPEL! - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
elliebellie, and other illiterate PH fans, learn to spell, it makes the comments look like crap win u spel lyk diss!

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