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Song Parodies -> "Wheres My Team?"

Original Song Title:

"Whats My Scene?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hoodoo Gurus

Parody Song Title:

"Wheres My Team?"

Parody Written by:

Jordan Higgins

The Lyrics

this song is based on AFL!! on how the teams keep changing names and places!!
And another thing
I've been wondering lately
I get a bit crazy
When the footy seasons goin' on.
When the weekend comes
I get all my chumbs in our car
But we dont get too far,
Cause our teams down the bog!!
Wheres my team?
Wheres my team?
Wheres my team?
tell me wheres my team!!

I'm a bettin' man
So I'm doin' all i can
To get my team back
Cause they've moved to somewhere called crack.
Lookin' everywhere
they dont seem to care, but they should
Cause now they're called Hamellwood
Playing under a whole new name.
Wheres my team?
Wheres my team?
Wheres my team?
tell me wheres my team!!
Wheres my..?
Wheres my..?
Wheres my..?
Wheres my team?
Wheres my..?
Wheres my..?
Wheres my..?
Wheres my team?

Now they're gay, yeah they're gay
They're now called the brisbane lays!
Now they're gay, yeah they're gay
We all know that that names gay!
Anyway!

And another thing
I've been wondering lately
This teams crazy
they've only been in 1 premiership
now i think they're called
something like the big platapussy,
Or maybey it was shrizzly?
or maybey it was the wagga-wagga eels.
Wheres my team?
Wheres my team?
Wheres my team?
tell me wheres my team!!
Wheres my..?
Wheres my..?
Wheres my..?
Wheres my team?
Wheres my..?
Wheres my..?
Wheres my..?
Wheres my team?
I'll never know.
Maybey they're called concrete?
or maybey they were the southwest illawarra jumbuck kangaroo hoppin
all round catalyst behive koala sonflombee?
oh where-o where can my team be?
Please answer - me
Wheres my ..?
keep it real

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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Stuart McArthur - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked it Jordan, but as the author of about 4 Aussie AFL parodies on this site, I'm telling you, they're a hard room....555
Kristof Robertson - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
As another AFL junkie, Jordan (and lifelong Hawks supporter) I gotta agree with my compadre, Stu...you ain't gonna get alot of feedback, but a tick for having a go. I'm also from Wagga Wagga, so double props for mentioning it. I'm also a huge Hoodoos fan, so that's three skippy badges. And I love the idea you had...four Anzac biscuits for you. However.....your pacing's WAY off: it really hurts a parody if you can't sing along. Also, your spelling could do with a bit of scrubbing up...keep working on it, take your time and I'm sure you'll come up with the goods! 344
jordan higgins - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
well im actually from albury, and i'm a blues supporter...and also im only 15...spelling is not my forte...anyway...thanks for the feedback..and yeah..i'll hopefully do better next time.
Kristof Robertson - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Heres a few tips, Jordan (coz you're from Albury and I'm old enough to be your dad)...use Word or whatever program you've got to type in your parody...then spellcheck can do all the work for you! Just Cut and Paste into Amiright and you're flying...www.rhymezone.com is a great program for finding rhymes, and it also gives synonyms for words, so you can be really creative with your writing...count the syllables in the lines of the original song and try to match them...if a word in the OS has 3 syllables, try to find a 3 syllable word to replace it...good luck!

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