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Song Parodies -> "If Bush Really Were Hitler"

Original Song Title:

"If The South Woulda Won"

Original Performer:

Hank Williams Junior

Parody Song Title:

"If Bush Really Were Hitler"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

One of the reasons I have absolutely no respect for leftards or any of their braindead, spineless ilk is that they always compare Bush to Hitler while constantly shilling for every genocidal Jew-hating dictator in the world. In fact, leftards have never met a dictator they didn't like, whatever political stripes he may have professed: from Walter Duranty's careful concealment of Stalin's atrocities to Sheehan's whoring for Chavez and Ahmadinejad, the leftards have always shown themselves to be friends of Fascism and Communism in any form. If Bush really were a Hitler Reincarnate, I can't see how any of these slime could fail recognize him as their god--at least, any of them that survived the purges. (Leftard idols are notorious for mass-murdering their supporters as well as their chosen scapegoats.)
If Bush really were Hitler, you'd've all been slain;
He'd be a whole lot like Howard Dean, except more insane:
His whole staff would be homo, but then he'd knife his major-domo!
If Bush really were Hitler, you'd've all been slain!

He'd pack the Supreme Court with some racists,
And we'd never hear from Israel's lobby:
Miss Sheehan and David Duke would send Hamas a nuke
To help them murder ev'ry last Israeli!

Bush would set up the death camps in Louisiana,
And then hang all the Mexicans in Alabama!
All of Mexico he would attack, and he'd just plain nuke Iraq,
And annex "living space" in Canada!

Yes, if Bush really were Hitler, you'd've all been slain;
The Middle East would be our world's brand new window pane!
As for you leftard lot, you'd be took out and shot!
Yes, if Bush were Hitler, you'd've all been slain!

("Play a little Uber Alles.")
("Oh yeah!")

He'd make a glass parking lot out of Iran
While making soap out of Jews up in New England.
He'd run a new autobahn right through Kabul in Afghanistan,
And he'd hire Michael Moore to make movies for the Fatherland!

He'd sign a non-aggression pact with Russia;
Then Bush and Putin would split up China.
Asians they'd lobotomize, Africans they would sterilize;
After that, all the world would be ruled by white guys!

He'd be loved throughout France and the German beer halls
Where Texan drawl would be thought refined!
George Galloway, and ol' Noam Chomsky would worship this whole country,
And everywhere Bush went, they'd have him wined and dined!

If Bush really were Hitler, you'd've all been slain;
He'd take over all South America, and he'd swallow Spain!
All the dictators would scrape and bow, and the whole U.N. would kowtow,
And if Bush were Hitler, you'd've all been slain!

(Yippie-aye-ki-ay, Fuhrer!)

Yeah, if Bush really were Hitler, you'd've all been slain!

("Not that that would be much loss...")
Yeah, bow and scrape, you morons! By the way, that whole bit about hanging Mexicans in Alabama is actually a Democrat proposal in Alabama. They must grow their Democrats a bit different down there, huh? Republican or Democrat, though, you can't tell me that any true totalitarian would pass up an opportunity for popular scapegoating like that.

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