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Song Parodies -> "Cracka Gangstas Can Survive"

Original Song Title:

"Country Boys Can Survive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hank Williams Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Cracka Gangstas Can Survive"

Parody Written by:

Brett Harris and Jody Allen

The Lyrics

The teacher man is drunk off wine

And the Misses at home is gonna die

Oh my interest is up and my grades are down

And the only problem is my draws are brown

I live back in the hood ya see

Me, my glock, and my M-18

I got an uzi and pistol that will make ya down a dive

Cracka gangstas can survive

Cracka gangstas can survive

I can do driveby's all day long

I can shoot up yo hood from dusk til dawn

We make our own weed and our own coke too

Aint too many things us white boys cant do

We pick our own mary jane and hang our clothes on the line

Cracka gangstas can survive

Cracka gangstas can survive

Well you cant smoke us out

Cuz we'll make you run

Hey there boy let me introduce ya to my gun

We say screw ya and we don't care

When ya see us drive by we'll stick our fingers in the air

We came from the ghetto west of the pipeline

And the projects where lots of ppl die

And we can shoot you up, we can skin you alive

Cracka gangstas can survive

Cracka gangstas can survive

I had a good friend who lived in Skippers

He never called me by my name, just WHITE NIGGER!!!

His dad taught all about the land

And mine put a gun in my hand

He used to tell me about the stars at night

And I told him about our gang fights

But he was beat up by a cotton picker named Mike

For $2.50 and some overalls my friend lost his mind

Oh I'd love to shoot him up and his crew sometime

And tell him that I am a very bad guy cuz

Cracka gangstas can survive

Cracka gangstas can survive

Well you cant smoke us out

Cuz we'll make you run

Hey there boy let me introduce ya to my gun

We say screw ya and we don't care

When ya see us drive by we'll stick our fingers in the air

From Detroit, Michigan to a newspaper stand

And little ghettos all around this land

And we can shoot you up, we can skin you alive

Cracka gangstas can survive

Cracka gangstas can survive
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