well you want to know what i think about her
i don't want to leave out the important parts
she's pretty and sweet but she's a shop-aholic
that girl, she is queen of K-mart

i've seen her before, she's here everday
when something catches her eye there's no price she won't pay
day in day out filling up shopping carts
the boss and I have crowned her the queen of Kmart

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and the blue light is flashing, get out of her way
martha's line of dishes are on sale today
she'll run your butt over with her shopping cart
here she comes, watch out, the queen of Kmart

i think u better just walk away
she'll clear your bank account in less than a day
she may never get married...it almost breaks my heart
because no man can afford the queen of Kmart

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again the blue light is flashing
stay out of her way
bras are on sale
and that's where she'll stay
until she goes home well after dark
she shops til she drops she's the queen of kmart