-> "Welcome to the Nordstrom"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome to the Jungle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Welcome to the Nordstrom"
The Lyrics
May I help you?
Welcome to the Nordstrom
We got expensive taste
We got everything you want
Money you'll prolly waste
We are the people that are so
Ridiculously nice
If you got the money honey
We'll double the price
In the Nordstrom
Welcome to the Nordstrom
We got all the latest tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-trends, trends
I wanna watch you spend
Welcome to the Nordstrom
We take it day by day
$400 for that pair of shoes
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very wealthy girl
Very hard to please
You can come to our store
But admission isn't free
In the Nordstrom
Welcome to the Nordstrom
We got, got, Prada, Gucci,
Our prices will make you scream
Welcome to the Nordstrom
Gets pricier by the day
Our staff is always there to help
It's how we get paid
If you got a question about what you see
We'll get to you eventually
If we don't have a busy day
We'll be with you immediately
In the Nordstrom
Welcome to the Nordstrom
We got all the latest tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-trends, trends
I wanna watch you spend
The price is high and almost
Hardly ever goes down
Goes down
Goes down
Markdowns?
YEAAAAAAAHHHH!
YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?!?!
You're at the Nordstrom, cheapskate
You gonna fliiiiiiiiiiiip
In the Nordstrom
Welcome to the Nordstrom
We got all the latest tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-trends, trends
In the Nordstrom
Welcome to the Nordstrom
We got, got, Prada, Gucci,
Nordstrom
Welcome to the Nordstrom
We got all the latest tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-trends, trends
Here at the Nordstrom
Welcome to the Nordstrom
Our inventory's en vogue
We're the best store in town!
Have a nice day.
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