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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to the Nordstrom"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Jungle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to the Nordstrom"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

About a store that's really expensive, but they do have good stuff. And are known for their nice staff.
May I help you?

Welcome to the Nordstrom
We got expensive taste
We got everything you want
Money you'll prolly waste
We are the people that are so
Ridiculously nice
If you got the money honey
We'll double the price
In the Nordstrom
Welcome to the Nordstrom
We got all the latest tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-trends, trends
I wanna watch you spend

Welcome to the Nordstrom
We take it day by day
$400 for that pair of shoes
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very wealthy girl
Very hard to please
You can come to our store
But admission isn't free
In the Nordstrom
Welcome to the Nordstrom
We got, got, Prada, Gucci,
Our prices will make you scream

Welcome to the Nordstrom
Gets pricier by the day
Our staff is always there to help
It's how we get paid
If you got a question about what you see
We'll get to you eventually
If we don't have a busy day
We'll be with you immediately

In the Nordstrom
Welcome to the Nordstrom
We got all the latest tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-trends, trends
I wanna watch you spend

The price is high and almost
Hardly ever goes down
Goes down
Goes down
Markdowns?
YEAAAAAAAHHHH!

YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?!?!
You're at the Nordstrom, cheapskate
You gonna fliiiiiiiiiiiip

In the Nordstrom
Welcome to the Nordstrom
We got all the latest tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-trends, trends
In the Nordstrom
Welcome to the Nordstrom
We got, got, Prada, Gucci,
Nordstrom
Welcome to the Nordstrom
We got all the latest tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-trends, trends
Here at the Nordstrom
Welcome to the Nordstrom
Our inventory's en vogue
We're the best store in town!

Have a nice day.

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Old Man Ribber - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
A truly upscale parody. ;D
TJC - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't consider these fives Neiman, er, Needless Marcups!
BabyRuth - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
"You're at the Nordstrom, cheapskate/ You gonna fliiiiiiiiiiiip"
BabyRuth - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Meant to add: Awesomeness!
Christie Marie M - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
This doesn't get any better than this, Carly! Enjoyed most of your parodies by far! Here's a gift card of $555 in Nordstrom!
LittleNordyLass - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, Sir, I do miss NORDY's, here in NorCAL . . .

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