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Song Parodies -> "Sweet Piles Of Mine"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Child Of Mine"

Original Performer:

Guns n Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Sweet Piles Of Mine"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

I’ve got piles and my rear to me
Looks like I’ve been stung by a swarm of bees
My rear end
Is as rough as a haemorrhoid
Now and then it looks like a cist
It takes me away to a specialist
And when he stares too long
I always break down and cry

Sweet piles of mine
Sweet piles of mine

I’ve got piles of the biggest kinds
It causes me some pain
I hate to try and lift those piles
You’d probably need a crane
The pain reminds me of porn site place
Where as I guy I hide
And pray for the swelling
And the pain
To quietly pass me by

(ow ow ow oww) Sweet Piles of mine
(ow ow ow oww) Sweet Lump of mine
(ow ow ow oww) Sweet Piles of mine
(ow ow ow oww) Sweet Lump of mine

Where did it go
Where did you go now
Where did you go
Sweet piles of mine

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Andria - February 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job once again, Gari, and if you think hemorrhoids are painful, how about a prolapsed bowel? I got one once while shoveling snow, and it required emergency surgery to put it back. 5s.
dennis - February 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Ah, those things. I just had surgery upon a rectal fissure a bit more than a week ago. (And a pile, too.) And all of it OW!

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