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Song Parodies -> "Beat That Child O' Mine"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Child O' Mine"

Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Beat That Child O' Mine"

Parody Written by:

Buns N' Noses

The Lyrics

it was too good to let go of,plus i thought someone else might get a kick out of it
My child is no good
Reminds me of my childhood
Where everything
Was as fresh as the bright red cut
Now and then when I see my childs face
takes me to that hateful place
And if I'd stare too long
I'd probably break down and cry

Beat that child o' mine
Beat that evil of mine

My child got eyes of the crimson
As if they thought of hate
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of me
My childs hair reminds me of a body bag
Where as a child I'd play
And pray for the day
I would be the one
To be a bloody mess

Beat that child o' mine
Beat that evil of mine

Where do we go wrong
Where do we go wrong
Where do we go wrong
Beat that child o' mine

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 4

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Red Ant - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
It might have been funny had the pacing been somewhat close. The only lines that even come close to scanning are the ones lifted from the song.

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