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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to the Goodwill"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Jungle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns n' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to the Goodwill"

Parody Written by:

Phantom Hitchhiker

The Lyrics

Oooooooooooh!

Welcome to the Goodwill,
We got broken toys.
We got everything you want,
Even corderoys.
We're the people who will have
whatever you don't need.
If you've got the money, honey,
we'll give you a disease.

At the Goodwill.
Welcome to the Goodwill.
Yeah, we're gonna give you
Shananananananana, fleas, fleas.
Mwah, our stuff'll make you scream.

Welcome to the Goodwill,
we're selling day by day.
If you want clothes second-hand,
then you'll have to pay.
And you're a really cheap-ass guy,
that's quite easy to see.
You can have those 8-tracks
but you won't get them for free.

At the Goodwill.
Welcome to the Goodwill.
Have these books at, at, at a quarter each.
Mwah, we only want your green.

Welcome to the Goodwill,
we get more junk everyday.
These people lived like animals.
Here's a board game you can play.
You won't know 'til you get home
that there's nineteen pieces gone.
You can have anything you want,
like this record of "Big John."

At the Goodwill.
Welcome to the Goodwill.
So, we're gonna give you
Shananananananana, fleas, fleas.
Mwah, none of our stuff's clean.

Our prices are so low that they,
they can't ever go down.
Go down.
Go down.
Go down.
Yahhhhhhhhh!

You know where you are?
You're at the Goodwill, baby.
You better buy!

At the Goodwill.
Welcome to the Goodwill.
Don't you know that you've got
Shananananananana, fleas, fleas?

At the Goodwill.
Welcome to the Goodwill.
See that, that, that old antique?

At the Goodwill.
Welcome to the Goodwill.
Won't you give us back our
Shananananananana, fleas, please.

Down at the Goodwill.
Welcome to the Goodwill.
Come and give us all your-

Please bring us all your crap!
Huh!

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