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Song Parodies -> "Welcome To McDonalds"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome To The Jungle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome To McDonalds"

Parody Written by:

The Artist Formerly Known as Mike

The Lyrics

Man, there are a lot of the Welcome to Mcdonalds parodys on here so I may as well add mine. I think this was the first one I ever wrote it would have been around 1994 when going to the Karaoke bar with my own lyrics was my great idea to pick up women. Did not work but had fun anyway!!
Welcome to McDonalds, we got shakes and fries
We got everything you want, we even got apple pies
We got some fish stuff on a bun
Some cookies if you please
And you can have your burger with or without processed cheese

At McDonalds, Welcome to McDonalds, Won't You Pull Up To The.
Secondsecond Drive Though Window Please? Please?
It's all at Micky D's

Welcome to McDonalds, it's the same crap every day
But it's so neat when you get to eat, off a little plastic tray
We got some special secret sauce
Big Mac's McDLT's
And we know our coffee's kinda cold, but we've been sued recently

At McDonalds, Welcome to McDonalds, Won't You Tell Me, Tell Me.
Are, Are, Are Refills Free?
Whoa, I Wanna Watch You Eat!

Welcome to McDonalds, we're the richest folks in town
Even though, our CEO, is a goofy looking clown
And you can order what you see
You'll get it eventually
And you can have all the fries you want, but you better not take "em from me

At McDonalds, Welcome to McDonalds, Won't You Pull Up To The.
Secondsecond Drive Through Window Please, Please
It's All At Micky D's

....And what you want is what you get at McDonald's today, today, today today...
. GUITAR LEAD
You know where you are? you're at McDonalds, baby, here, have some friiiiiiiies........


At McDonalds, Welcome to McDonalds, Won't You Pull Up To The.
Secondsecond Drive Though Window Please? Please?
At McDonalds, Welcome to McDonalds, Won't You Tell Me, Tell Me.
Are, Are, Are Refills Free?
Down at McDonalds, Welcome to McDonalds,
Here, Eat This Crap, It's Gonna,
It's Gonna Give You Gas, Huh!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 33

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alvin rhodes - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
nicely done...5s...used to work there many years ago...my first job
Rick C - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Well written and funny. 5s
The Artist Still Known As Mike (Pacholek) - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
At this rate, this title will have several billion served. But as such parodies go, this was better than most.
Deano - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
yep i like this one , very intelligent
Red Ant - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody is a few fives short of a happy meal. Minor syllable count problems which affect singability and you missed a stanza at the end. 454.
MrMacphisto - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL
John - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment
So funny man, great job. Love it.
thetoxicfox - May 18, 2012 - Report this comment
DUDE! OMG! I just sat here singing this to the original all day!

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