-> "New Orleans City"
Original Song Title:
"Paradise City"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"New Orleans City"
The Lyrics
Take me out of this New Orleans city
Where's life's a beach, and everyone's dripping
Oh, Won't You Please
Take Me Out!!!
Take me out of this New Orleans city
Where the hurricane made everything gritty
Oh Won't You Please
Take Me Out!!!
Just a fella working on Bourbon Street
Got a nice place with some Plasma TVs
It's a dangerous place
With all those lakes and creeks
But it's home sweet home for the time
Till Katrina this was all mine
(Hurricane Blowing)
Riches to Rags, that's what I say
I lost my Porsche and that's just lame
It's all a gamble to live this way
Life is just a matter of time
Cause all that we own now is grime
Take me out of this New Orleans city
Where the water's wet, and the wind is windy
Oh, won't you please get me out?!
Take me out of this New Orleans city
Where I'm just cruising and I mean literally
Take Me Out!!!
Trapped in water cause the city's a flood zone
Why'd I stay here during a cyclone?
Marti Gras in general is deep in the sea
There's a topless brunette in debris
Tell me what does flashing achieve?
Take me out of this New Orleans city
Where we're like sardines in this place already
SU-PER DOME!!!
Take me out of this New Orleans city
Where's there no latrine or place for sh*tting
Oh, won't you please take me out?!
All Washed Away!
All Washed Away!
All Washed Away!
All Washed Away!
That God Neptune made us depart
Now we got no food or a K-Mart
Bush said, "Red Cross will help do its part"
He must be losing his mind, My Be-Hind!
I heard it all a million times
Take me out of this New Orleans city
Where the Dairy Queen is smashed to bitties
Take Me Out!!!
Take me out of this New Orleans city
Where the Florida guys see us with pity
Oh, won't you please take me out?!
Take me out of this New Orleans city
Where we start to raid just for the TVs
Take Me Out!!!
Take me out of this New Orleans city
Where we're getting lean from lack of eating
Oh, won't you please take me out?!
Out!!!
I wanna go!!!
I wanna go!!!
Oh, won't you please take me out?!
Oh, won't you please take me out?!
Take me out of this New Orleans city
Where we've gone obscene and totally greedy
Take Me Out!!!
Oh, won't you please take me out?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!
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