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Song Parodies -> "Welcome To The Tunnel"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome To The Jungle"

Original Performer:

Guns 'N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome To The Tunnel"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Welcome to the Tunnel
We got F*ckin games
What got everything you want
Honey you got some change
I'm the person that you can find
Whenever you might deed
If you got that money honey
You we got to please

In the tunnel
Welcome to the tunnel
Do you want me on my kn, n,,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n, n,n knees, knees
I wanna fill your kneeds

Welcome to the tunnel
I take it day by day
If you want me to do my deed
But it's the price you pay
And if you're a very sexy girl
Sexy girls can leave
Please don't taste the act right
Unless you can charge an extra fee

It's the Tunnel
Welcome to the Tunnel
Find my, my, my, my swirly cream
U , U gonna make me scream

Welcome to the tunnel
Sh*t cut hurts worse here everyday
Ya learn ta get it like an animal
In the tunnel where we pay
If you got a bonner for what you see
You'll pay it constantly
You can have everything and plus
So you oughta try to take it to me


and when you buy you never
Ever get your money back, no down, sucked down , no clown, NOOO

You know where you are
You're in the Tunnel baby
You're getta dy (disease)
In the tunnel
Welcome to the Tunnel
Do you want me on my k n, n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,n , knees knees
In the tunnel
Welcome to the tunnel
Do you want me on my kn, n,,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,,nn,n,n, knees, knees
In the tunnel
Welcome to the tunnel
Do you want me on my
It's gonna cost you now!

(What tunnel do you want)

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 1.5
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 4

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Michael Pacholek - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
The Lincoln Tunnel? The New York nightclub? Or are you going all Freud on us? You could have done one on any of the three and made it good. This isn't even worth ridiculing.
Kat - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment

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