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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Flintstone"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Brownstone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Flintstone"

Parody Written by:

Cal Thomas

The Lyrics

A little song about everyone's favourite cartoon dad (before The Simpsons came along), Fred Flintstone.
I get up around seven,
Eat dinosaur eggs around nine.
And I'm in a hurry out the door,
I gotta get to the Quarry on... time

I usually punch in around eleven,
But I had to be there at nine.
Mr. Slate is really getting' angry,
Says I'm fired if I can't get there on time.

It's not easy being, Mr. Flintstone.
Barney's knockin'.
He won't leave me alone!
No, no, no, he won't leave me alone

Wilma's getting mad and Dino is a drag,
And now Pebbles is rolling on the floor.
Betty's always over and my shaver is a gopher,
Now Bam Bam is breakin' down my door.
Schemes I'm always planning and Barney's always laughing,
Wish I could dump him out by the shore.
Wife and kids I gotta dodge to attend the Water lodge,
Everything I do feels like a chore!

It's not easy being, Mr. Flintstone.
Barney's knockin'.
He won't leave me alone!
No, no, no, he won't leave me alone

Wish I could stay in bed forever,
I don't wanna get up this time.
Cause' that Barney Gumble, he's a real muthafucker-
Killin' him would make me feel just fine.

Wilma's getting mad and Dino is a drag,
And now Pebbles is rolling on the floor.
Betty's always over and I'm just barely sober,
Now Bam Bam is breakin' down my door.
Schemes I'm always planning and Barney's always laughing,
Wish I could dump him out by the shore.
Wife and kids I gotta dodge to attend the Water lodge,
Sometimes I can't take it anymore!

It's not easy being, Mr. Flintstone.
Barney's knockin'.
He won't leave me alone!
No, no, no, he won't leave me alone

Barney, leave me alone

My family's such a riddle and I'm stuck in the middle,
And they, they drive me out of my mind!
Always causing mayhem, man I wish I never met 'em,
Said I'd, I'd leave it allbehindYabba-dabba-doo!
Comments are appreciated. If you like this song then you should check out my other work such as "Knockin' On Wilson's Door", "You Could Be Emo", "You Give Rock A Bad Name", "Keanu", "Hair Metal Ain't Wack", or "I Raised My Kids (On Rock N' Roll)".

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Red Ant - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
555 great. If you would like a more morbid version see yesterdays Mr Tombstone I did. :)
Cal Thomas - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comment. Yeah, I saw your parody yesterday...it made me smile.
Red Ant - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks. PS--You did a excavating job on the chorus, I found it fairly limited, but yours is rock solid. :)
Johnny Pyro - March 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Very....well done! :)

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