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Song Parodies -> "New York City"

Original Song Title:

"Paradise City"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"New York City"

Parody Written by:

metalheadjake

The Lyrics

Okay, My parody of Sweet Child wasn't very good, so hopefully you'll like this one!
Take me down toNew York City
Where the air is smog
and life ain't pretty
Oh won't you please take me home

Take me down to New York City
Where the air is smog
and life ain't pretty
Take Me Home

Got to go my job in the south of Bronx
Why do I do this I have to be wrong
Stopped on my way to get something to eat
To fill the empty hole insiiiiiiiide!
gettin fatter each time

Went to a Yankees game yesterday
They lost to the Red Sox, they sure can't play
I can't believe they have Rany Johnson
You'd think they be in their priiiiiiiiiime!
Someone is telling you lies

Take me down to New York City
Where the air is smog
and life ain't pretty
Oh won't you please take me home

Take me down to New York City
Where the air is smog
and life ain't pretty
Take Me Home

Went to get pizza by the slice
Costs 20 dollars, that isn't nice
The cheese tastes like s**t, what a surprise
And I'm still comin in at luuuuuuunch
Someone gimme a punch

Take me down to New York City
Where the air is smog
and life ain't pretty
Oh won't you please take me home

Take me down to New York City
Where the air is smog
and life ain't pretty
Take me Home

guitar solo

Rocker was right, Rocker was right
Rocker was right, Rocker was right

Went down the street, a guy flipped me off
I can't take this has to stop
I'm gonna end it, here and now
Call the suicide hotliiiiiine!
Now I just wait in line

Take me down to New York City
Where the air is smog
and life ain't pretty

Oh won't you please take me home
Take me down to New York City
Where the air is smog
and life ain't pretty
Take me home

Take me down to New York City
Where the air is smog
and life ain't pretty
Oh won't you please take me home

Take me down to New York City
Where the air is smog
and life ain't pretty
Take me hooooooom!

HOOOOOOME!!!!

I wanna leave, you gotta believe
Oh won't you take me out

I wanna see, I wanna leave
Take....me....out.....yea yea

Take me away from New York City where the air is smog and life ain't pretty

Oh won't you please(Oh won't you please) take me out

Take me away, take me today
To a different hoooooooooome!

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome!







I don't hate new york. I was just kidding. I love the yankees and I hate John Rocker..................please don't hurt me

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