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Song Parodies -> "Damn Child Of Mine"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Child Of Mine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Damn Child Of Mine"

Parody Written by:

metalheadjake

The Lyrics

Remember that child
In my last song
The one with eyes of the bluest sky
Well it turns out she had a kid
Oh my god, look what I Did

Woa, Oh woa, Damn child of mine
Woa, oh woa, uj oh how could this be mine

I remember back in that affair
Crap now I'll have to pay for child welfare
And I couldn't be more pissed.


Woa, Oh woa, Damn child of mine
Woa, oh woa, uj oh how could this be mine

Guitar solo



Woa, Oh, woa! Damn child of mi-y-ine!
Woa, oh woa, uj oh how could this be mine

Woa, Oh, woa! Damn child of mi-y-ine!

(this is the part of the song that's all acoustic)
Went to the doctor, went to the doctor
Woa, went to docta, went to the doctor
Took a dna test, went to the doctor
the kid's not yours

Wooooaaaaa! Damn child, Damn child, I don't have to pay for that damn chi-il-hi-il-HI-ld... of mine.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.8
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   6
 5
 5
 
 2   1
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 1
 2
 
 4   0
 0
 1
 
 5   1
 3
 1
 

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The Mixmaster - October 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Huh? The pacing is all wrong, and it's not got one redeeming quality to it. Three 1s. The only 5 you're getting from me is this: Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.

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