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Song Parodies -> "Parasite City"

Original Song Title:

"Paradise City"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Parasite City"

Parody Written by:

JackamO!

The Lyrics

~GnR' Parasite City
Chorus:
Take Me Down To The Parasite City
Where The Girls Are Ugly,
And The Grass Is Shitty
Oh Take Me Home

Just A Hobo
Livin' On The Street
I Have A Hard Face
Thats Tough To Beat
Cause I'm So Ugly
So Buy Me Somethin' To Eat
Sorry, But I Can't Pay You Back
Cause I'm Too Poor...
And Runnin' On My Last Dime
Take It To The End OF The Line

Fagez To Bitchez, or So They Say
Ya Gotta Keep Pushin'
For The Crackers & Booze
I Got No Money To Gamble
I Can't Play No Game
Ya Treat Me Like A Capital Crime
Just Because I'm Black
All My Brothers Are Doin' Time

Take Me Down To The Parasite City
Where The Girls Are Ugly,
And The Grass Is Shitty
Oh Take Me Home

I Took A Crap In The Chair
Of The City's Gas Chamber
Why i'm Here, I can't quite remember
My Brothers Say It's Poison To Breath
So I Have Another Cigarette
But I Can't See
Tell Me If You Have Any Cheese?

So very Gay
So very Gay
So very Gay
So very Gay

Spiderman's been spun apart
Now He's An Ice Cream Truck Driver
With A Broken Heart
He Said-
Turn Me Around
And Do Me-Please
I Must be Losing My Mind-Mind
I've Done It All A Billion Times

Take Me Down To The Parasite City
Where The Girls Are Ugly,
And The Grass Is Shitty
Oh Take Me Home


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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

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 3
 
 2   4
 1
 2
 
 3   3
 3
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 4   1
 2
 2
 
 5   2
 3
 3
 

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MICHAEL - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
GNR RULES
Michael Pacholek - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I was gonna do this for Jason Giambi, but I couldn't make it work. This is better.
Red Ant - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
244, way too much of TOS is here and there are some pacing problems that get a 2 vs 3 on pacing. BTW, this isn't a retaliation of any type, but simply my vote on this song. :)

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