Welcome to your forties,
we got aches & pains!
We got gall & kidney stones,
honey, life won't be the same.
Our life was doing fine,
had everything we need,
but now we ain't young no more,
gotta worry about disease...

In your 40's, welcome to your forties,
Watch for arthritis in your knees, knees,
I wish I was still 23!

Welcome to your forties,
You know what they say,
"Life begins at 40",
but then your hair turns gray!
And your a very sexy gal,
at least for 44,
but the twenty-somethings laugh at you
when your on the club dance floor!

In your forties, welcome to your 40's,
pass the, the, Aspercream.
What happened to my dreams?

Welcome to your 40's,
we get older every day,
You learn you have limitations,
and you need to lose some weight.
You'll still have a hunger for what you see,
and may get it eventually,
only problem, you may need pills,
the ones that start with the letter "V"!

In your 40's, welcome to your forties,
God is really, really mean! Mean!

When blood pressures high, you really need to
bring it down, YEAH, down! Yeah, down!

You know where you is?
Your in your 40's!
Half-way 'till you die!!

In your forties, welcome to your 40's,
what was that crack, snap?
In the 40's welcome to your forties....
got pain in my lower back!

In the 40's, welcome to the forties,
got gout in my heel, heel,

In the forties, welcome to your 40's,
from here on it's all DOWN HILL!
HA!!!!